David Jason filmography

[a delivery bike] Not as straightforward as it may look. Riding a bike is like...well, riding a bike Show more [a delivery bike] Not as straightforward as it may look. Riding a bike is like...well, riding a bike. Hide

[on acting in the West End] This whole period was a huge learning curve. [on acting in the West End] This whole period was a huge learning curve.

The good fortune showered upon me in these recent years is, I am truly aware, more than any man woul Show more The good fortune showered upon me in these recent years is, I am truly aware, more than any man would have a right to dream of. Oh, and the knighthood. I nearly forgot the knighthood. Hide

[watching the Only Fools and Horses episode A Jolly Boys Outing in Afghanistan with the troops] Watc Show more [watching the Only Fools and Horses episode A Jolly Boys Outing in Afghanistan with the troops] Watching these wally-brains on the screen, mucking about, being ridiculously British, took those battered lads out of themselves. Somehow it lifted their morale out of the dust and it began to stand them the right way up again. It was the start of the healing process, after which they could go on. It made me realize that I had no idea how far what we did carried, and only the vaguest sense of its true repercussions. Yes, Only Fools was just a sitcom - and what could be more frivolous or irrelevant? You're just arsing about in front of a camera and getting paid to make yourself laugh. Yet what you do goes out there and has effects beyond any you could ever have imagined at the time. Hide

[the eyes going back and forward and the eyebrows going up and down] The manner of someone contempla Show more [the eyes going back and forward and the eyebrows going up and down] The manner of someone contemplating magic. Hide

The world of entertainment was moving on rapidly. The world of entertainment was moving on rapidly.

You rarely knew, at the end of a series (of Only Fools and Horses), whether there would be another, Show more You rarely knew, at the end of a series (of Only Fools and Horses), whether there would be another, because commissioning normally happened subsequently. So you just had to hang on and hope and see what the stars and (the show's creator) John Sullivan came up with. Hide

[the old silent movie] The attitude was: here's what you've got to do: see what you can get out of i Show more [the old silent movie] The attitude was: here's what you've got to do: see what you can get out of it; and hope you survive. Hide

Times have changed, and customs with them. Times have changed, and customs with them.

Don't be such a fool as not to use things that work when they're offered to you. If someone has blaz Show more Don't be such a fool as not to use things that work when they're offered to you. If someone has blazed a trail, don't muck about in the long grass: follow them up it. If it works, and has been proved to work, you'd be an idiot not to help yourself. Hide

[his homemade rockets] You've never seen anything so camp in all your life. The masterpiece was a Sa Show more [his homemade rockets] You've never seen anything so camp in all your life. The masterpiece was a Saturn V replica with one of the biggest engines so it was a complex build. It launched like the real thing by hovering above the pad and set off into the sky. Hide

[his reply when people doubted that Only Fools and Horses could work beyond 30 minutes in length] Ye Show more [his reply when people doubted that Only Fools and Horses could work beyond 30 minutes in length] Yes, that's true of average writers. But we're talking about John (Sullivan). And you must agree: we keep cutting gold. Hide

[while flying on a 747 over Iran and Iraq] Somewhere way below us, people were firing rockets and bo Show more [while flying on a 747 over Iran and Iraq] Somewhere way below us, people were firing rockets and bombs at each other. We, meanwhile, were suspended at 35,000ft, in our unworldly little bubble, sipping cocktails, chinking glasses and saying chin-chin. Hide

[on radio] I love the immediacy of it. [on radio] I love the immediacy of it.

[Only Fools and Horses avoiding the axe] Suddenly, deep in the heart of the BBC, faith was renewed, Show more [Only Fools and Horses avoiding the axe] Suddenly, deep in the heart of the BBC, faith was renewed, the candle re-lit, the flag run back up the flagpole. Order du jour! as Del might have put it. Only Fools had been granted the time to grow. Hide

[Ronnie Barker] Very wise, and if he thought it was OK, that was good enough. [Ronnie Barker] Very wise, and if he thought it was OK, that was good enough.

[The Darling Buds of May] The series was a high-quality piece of work altogether. We owed a lot to t Show more [The Darling Buds of May] The series was a high-quality piece of work altogether. We owed a lot to the whole team put together. Hide

I needed other people. People who must so often have tried unsuccessfully to attract my attention wh Show more I needed other people. People who must so often have tried unsuccessfully to attract my attention while I was sunk fathoms - deep in work, but who, to my unending gratitude, were loyal and still there now that I was thrashing around on the surface. I felt as needy as a baby in those times - utterly lost - and they took care of me. Hide

Everybody who's moved house knows how stressful that is. Everybody who's moved house knows how stressful that is.

[a glider] A glorified Perspex tube. [a glider] A glorified Perspex tube.

[on missing out on the part of Corporal Jones in Dad's Army (1968)] Bill Cotton was having drinks wi Show more [on missing out on the part of Corporal Jones in Dad's Army (1968)] Bill Cotton was having drinks with Clive Dunn and hired him. Co-writer/producer David Croft protested. But Cotton said, 'David Jason? Who's he? Clive Dunn has a much better reputation.' What a blow that was, I tell you. I was bitterly disappointed, but that's showbusiness. Hide

[Catherine Zeta-Jones' Hollywood success] It was exclusively down to me. Thanks to my careful tuitio Show more [Catherine Zeta-Jones' Hollywood success] It was exclusively down to me. Thanks to my careful tuition, she was ready for her closeup. She got her part as Mariette (on The Darling Buds of May) dead on, with just the right mix of innocence and coquettishness. Hollywood stardom couldn't have happened to anyone nicer. Hide

(Alan) Ladd was one of my earliest cinema heroes. (Alan) Ladd was one of my earliest cinema heroes.

It's hard to explain what makes two actors sit comfortably opposite one another on camera, and come Show more It's hard to explain what makes two actors sit comfortably opposite one another on camera, and come across well together, and no doubt there are many contributing factors; that shared sense of timing, which can take a verbal form as well as a physical one. Sometimes you can find that rhythm with someone over the course of time. Hide

[having an article written about him in TV Times for the first time] It made me feel pretty special Show more [having an article written about him in TV Times for the first time] It made me feel pretty special - like some kind of top gun. Hide

[on the 70s] Those were thrilling times altogether. I was acting in the West End, living in the West Show more [on the 70s] Those were thrilling times altogether. I was acting in the West End, living in the West End, drinking in the West End - I couldn't have got much more West End without changing my name to "West End". Hide

People have high expectations. You enter a room and know they're thinking, 'He'll be funny,' and you Show more People have high expectations. You enter a room and know they're thinking, 'He'll be funny,' and you go, 'Leave it out, love. I'm having a day off.' You then become a disappointment. Hide

[flying by helicopter for the first time] I really loved it and I decided to learn to fly one myself Show more [flying by helicopter for the first time] I really loved it and I decided to learn to fly one myself. It's the most difficult thing I've ever mastered: your hands and your feet have to work in contrary motion to one another. It's a bit like playing the drums, I guess, although with greater risk of death. Yet I did it, and I did it when I was in my sixties, and I'm very proud of that. Hide

[Tessa Peake-Jones and Gwyneth Strong, two of his co-stars from Only Fools and Horses] Those two kne Show more [Tessa Peake-Jones and Gwyneth Strong, two of his co-stars from Only Fools and Horses] Those two knew what they were doing and fitted straight into the team. Hide

[using work to ease the pain of losing his first wife] Even though work was no longer the great heal Show more [using work to ease the pain of losing his first wife] Even though work was no longer the great healer, I still had work to do. Hide

[watching cartoons as a kid] The color and the vibrancy and the silliness made a wonderful impressio Show more [watching cartoons as a kid] The color and the vibrancy and the silliness made a wonderful impression on me. Hide

When you're out of work, unsure where you're headed, or even headed anywhere at all, and you're look Show more When you're out of work, unsure where you're headed, or even headed anywhere at all, and you're looking at the success that people are having without you...well, I was pretty bitter about it. Hide

[A Touch of Glass, the famous chandelier episode of Only Fools and Horses] There was a lot of pressu Show more [A Touch of Glass, the famous chandelier episode of Only Fools and Horses] There was a lot of pressure on that piece of filming. Hide

When you had just three and then four channels, I could always find something that was watchable bec Show more When you had just three and then four channels, I could always find something that was watchable because the standard of TV was much higher. In those days they had so much more money to put into so many less programmes. I feel sorry for ITV, who are finding it difficult because of the recession and lack of advertising and they're in a bit of a spiral. One thing follows the other, of course, and if you don't have advertising revenue, you can't put it into programmes, so you end up with the shows that will generate the most ads, like The X Factor (2004) and Britain's Got Talent (2007). Personally, I'm not sure if I like those shows, but other people do, so I suppose, from ITV's point of view, it's good programming. But I'm an actor and so of course I want to see TV companies making good dramas. I want that to be a priority. Hide

[on his fear of commitment] I got frightened about going down a road that would lead to responsibili Show more [on his fear of commitment] I got frightened about going down a road that would lead to responsibilities - responsibilities that might, in turn, take me away from the theatre. When the person I was with got too close or I felt that I was getting too involved, I drew away. I was very adept at snuffing out the spark, I'm sorry to say. An absolute expert at it. Hide

[derived from Ronnie Barker's nickname on Open All Hours] There was only one Guvnor. [derived from Ronnie Barker's nickname on Open All Hours] There was only one Guvnor.

[on his character on Do Not Adjust Your Set] The whole point of Captain Fantastic was that it was a Show more [on his character on Do Not Adjust Your Set] The whole point of Captain Fantastic was that it was a parody of the silent era. If you lost that, you lost everything about it. Hide

Learning wasn't really my thing, and it was fairly clear from an early stage that I would be unlikel Show more Learning wasn't really my thing, and it was fairly clear from an early stage that I would be unlikely to be troubling the scorers at Oxford. Hide

[his second wedding and his impending knighthood] The marriage took place at 5pm in a beautiful room Show more [his second wedding and his impending knighthood] The marriage took place at 5pm in a beautiful room at the hotel. It was intimate and romantic and just the happiest time. Afterwards everyone came back for cocktails and canapés and to cut the cake. The following morning, I arose a married man and went straight off to become a bachelor. Or, at any rate, a knight bachelor. Hide

[single beds] Narrow as a plank. [single beds] Narrow as a plank.

[on Do Not Adjust Your Set] Whatever else you wanted to say, there was nothing like it at the time a Show more [on Do Not Adjust Your Set] Whatever else you wanted to say, there was nothing like it at the time and all the kids locked onto it. It spoke to them - they could feel proprietorial about it. It was the humor: none of the adults got it. Mums and Dads would say I don't know what you're watching this rubbish for and that just elevated it higher in kids estimations. It was mad. Hide

[starting a family at the age of 60] Older than people conventionally are when they think about thes Show more [starting a family at the age of 60] Older than people conventionally are when they think about these things. Hide

[being strapped into a gas mask as an infant during World War II] An infringement of my liberty. A r Show more [being strapped into a gas mask as an infant during World War II] An infringement of my liberty. A rubber deep-sea diver's helmet. Hide

The self-taught among us have our own particularly strong strain of the common actors' virus - and s Show more The self-taught among us have our own particularly strong strain of the common actors' virus - and somehow no amount of success and acclaim ever quite squeezes it out of you. Hide

Me and alcohol learned to be careful around one another. Tales of tippling actors are legion. Me and alcohol learned to be careful around one another. Tales of tippling actors are legion.

[on Ronnie Barker] It wasn't just the depth of his comic gift, it was the way he conducted himself, Show more [on Ronnie Barker] It wasn't just the depth of his comic gift, it was the way he conducted himself, the kind of man he was. I've always tried to emulate him a bit and to feel him on my shoulder. You would have been hard-pushed to find someone less grand or starry. The trappings of show business and the attention that it brought him were of no interest to Ronnie. Hide

[Danger Mouse] I loved that mouse. [Danger Mouse] I loved that mouse.

[on being rejected for Dad's Army] Well, that knocked the wind right out of my sails, while at the s Show more [on being rejected for Dad's Army] Well, that knocked the wind right out of my sails, while at the same time, removing the bottom from my world. Ah, well, bet that show doesn't come to anything anyway. Hide

[the day he was born] My memories are bound to be a bit patchy. [the day he was born] My memories are bound to be a bit patchy.

[when asked for the first time what he'd like to do as an actor] The thing I like watching is detect Show more [when asked for the first time what he'd like to do as an actor] The thing I like watching is detective shows. I'd love to play a detective. Hide

The most impolite thing you can do is point your foot at somebody's head. It's the worst kind of ins Show more The most impolite thing you can do is point your foot at somebody's head. It's the worst kind of insult. Hide

[on Bob Monkhouse] He was the first person I knew who had satellite television, presumably so he cou Show more [on Bob Monkhouse] He was the first person I knew who had satellite television, presumably so he could plunder the airwaves for gags 24 hours a day. Bob was an early adopter of new technology. Hide

[Series 1 of Only Fools and Horses] Under-the-radar. We all knew there was a massive potential here, Show more [Series 1 of Only Fools and Horses] Under-the-radar. We all knew there was a massive potential here, but early in a sitcom's life you never really know what they're thinking upstairs, in the big rooms where the decisions are made. Only Fools and Horses could have been canceled there and then, and we would have been gutted, but not entirely surprised. Hide

[Only Fools and Horses] The series grew into something better. [Only Fools and Horses] The series grew into something better.

[losing Lennard Pearce] Only Fools and Horses seemed set fair and sailing steadily in the right dire Show more [losing Lennard Pearce] Only Fools and Horses seemed set fair and sailing steadily in the right direction. We could have no idea of the scale of the setback the show was about to endure. Those of us on the show had grown to think of him as family too, though. We mourned his loss as you would mourn the loss of a family member. Hide

The pressure on you in front of an audience and cameras is very high and if you've never done it bef Show more The pressure on you in front of an audience and cameras is very high and if you've never done it before it can really get to you. Hide

[Series 2 of Only Fools and Horses] The series in which the show broke through the glass chandelier. [Series 2 of Only Fools and Horses] The series in which the show broke through the glass chandelier.

[before he got cast as Pop Larkin in The Darling Buds of May] If someone ever asks you if you would Show more [before he got cast as Pop Larkin in The Darling Buds of May] If someone ever asks you if you would be interested in milking a cow, say yes. You never know when it might come in handy in your professional life. Hide

If you're a comic actor, the idea of people laughing at absolutely anything is actually rather worry Show more If you're a comic actor, the idea of people laughing at absolutely anything is actually rather worrying. You want to know why people are laughing. You want to be in control of the reason they laugh. You want to know it's coming from something you've done - something you could do again if you had to. Hide

[the makeup chair] Quite uncomfortable and not a little boring, but you lump it. [the makeup chair] Quite uncomfortable and not a little boring, but you lump it.

I don't think any television show I've done, with the possible exception of Only Fools (and Horses), Show more I don't think any television show I've done, with the possible exception of Only Fools (and Horses), prompted quite so much mucking about on the part of the people involved in it as (A Touch of) Frost did. Certainly no show I've ever done prompted quite such elaborate mucking about. Hide

[John Sullivan, the writer and creator of Only Fools and Horses, after his death] Too soon. His loss Show more [John Sullivan, the writer and creator of Only Fools and Horses, after his death] Too soon. His loss devastated us all. I could only meet his death with disbelief. You can't believe you're never going to see that person again, that they're just gone. It's the most difficult thing in the world. Hide

Filming television in front of an audience requires you to serve two masters: the audience in the st Show more Filming television in front of an audience requires you to serve two masters: the audience in the studio and the audience at home. When the audience laugh, you have to find a way to ride that laugh and absorb it and then choose the right moment to continue with the show. You mustn't crash into the audience but you mustn't look like you're waiting for them to stop laughing, either. There's a technique to interacting with the audience's laughter that you only pick up by doing it. Hide

Comedy is a funny business, which you have to take seriously. It requires a lot of thought, energy a Show more Comedy is a funny business, which you have to take seriously. It requires a lot of thought, energy and adrenaline, so when you return home you want to calm down, recharge your batteries and not be the life and soul of the party. Hide

[extending the running time for episodes of Only Fools and Horses] This was the point where Only Foo Show more [extending the running time for episodes of Only Fools and Horses] This was the point where Only Fools and Horses really came into its own as a comedy-drama, rather than as a sitcom. It wasn't just that there was now time to get more of John Sullivan's great lines in; there was now more space in which things could unfold. Hide

Funny how a certain kind of calm can descend on you. Funny how a certain kind of calm can descend on you.

As occupied as I was, there was always the drive within me - the basic actorly thing. Be someone dif Show more As occupied as I was, there was always the drive within me - the basic actorly thing. Be someone different. Be someone else. And take the work while it's there to be taken. Hide

[£500 a week] Handsome money. [£500 a week] Handsome money.

[on his first professional role] I could hardly breathe with the thrill of it. But it was completely Show more [on his first professional role] I could hardly breathe with the thrill of it. But it was completely tiddly. And I was completely green and oblivious. Hide

Ken (MacDonald) loved the show (Only Fools and Horses) and the people in it and could become quite e Show more Ken (MacDonald) loved the show (Only Fools and Horses) and the people in it and could become quite emotional about his attachment to everyone. His character wasn't especially big, but he was utterly committed to it because he just thought it was one of the funniest shows ever and he wanted to be a part of it. I think we all felt the same. Hide

The prospect of commitment, solid commitment, troubled me. The prospect of commitment, solid commitment, troubled me.

[during his childhood] Girls might as well have been another species for all that we had to do with Show more [during his childhood] Girls might as well have been another species for all that we had to do with them at that stage. Hide

[Pop Larkin] The role made a few unusual demands on me. [Pop Larkin] The role made a few unusual demands on me.

I've been fascinated by deep sea diving since watching Jacques-Yves Cousteau's TV programmes as a la Show more I've been fascinated by deep sea diving since watching Jacques-Yves Cousteau's TV programmes as a lad. Hide

[his first baby] The baby was now a date in the diary which I at least found reassuring amid the mou Show more [his first baby] The baby was now a date in the diary which I at least found reassuring amid the mounting anticipation. Hide

[Wellington boots] A fantastic breakthrough. [Wellington boots] A fantastic breakthrough.

[Hong Kong entertainment] As far removed from a matinée performance of Aladdin in Wimbledon over th Show more [Hong Kong entertainment] As far removed from a matinée performance of Aladdin in Wimbledon over the Christmas period as it is possible to get. Hide

[his raspberry version of the 1812 Overture] Anyone interested in seeing me re-stage this performanc Show more [his raspberry version of the 1812 Overture] Anyone interested in seeing me re-stage this performance at the Royal Albert Hall any time soon, get on to my agent. Jobs don't come much more profound than going into a BBC studio to spend a morning making farting noises into a microphone. Hide

[spilling a drink on someone] What larks. [spilling a drink on someone] What larks.

[Grandad in Only Fools and Horses] A silent presence. [Grandad in Only Fools and Horses] A silent presence.

On a hot Summer's day in Wales, and just occasionally, you did get one of those... On a hot Summer's day in Wales, and just occasionally, you did get one of those...

[on his Hollywood days] An unforgettable period for me. I was constantly pinching myself to check th Show more [on his Hollywood days] An unforgettable period for me. I was constantly pinching myself to check that it was really me. Seven days of tourism. I was a wide-eyed innocent throughout that trip. It didn't occur to me to network or mingle or put myself about or turn the trip to my commercial advantage. For all the fantasies about a life in film, I lacked the belief. I thought it was far, above and beyond me. I suppose I wanted someone to tell me I was good. I was incapable of telling them. I was the wrong way round in LA. Hide

cking] Going through the script and working out all the positions on the set during the scenes. cking] Going through the script and working out all the positions on the set during the scenes.

[the war in Afghanistan] Bad times. [the war in Afghanistan] Bad times.

[his first radio] I kept it in my bedroom, twitching the whiskers of wire to find voices or music, a Show more [his first radio] I kept it in my bedroom, twitching the whiskers of wire to find voices or music, and lying in bed in the dark, listening to the great wide world. Hide

[the end of Time on our Hands, the episode of Only Fools and Horses where the Trotters finally becam Show more [the end of Time on our Hands, the episode of Only Fools and Horses where the Trotters finally became millionaires] The Trotters now officially on their way to wealth. Hide

Hell hath no fury like a man spurned and on a motorbike. Hell hath no fury like a man spurned and on a motorbike.

[Sir Michael Hordern] One of the theatrical greats and a real hero of mine. I could never have stood Show more [Sir Michael Hordern] One of the theatrical greats and a real hero of mine. I could never have stood on a stage with him doing Shakespeare and been competitive. Hide

[on first meeting Eric Idle, Michael Palin and Terry Jones] They seemed a bit posh. Absolutely sure Show more [on first meeting Eric Idle, Michael Palin and Terry Jones] They seemed a bit posh. Absolutely sure of themselves in a way I could never have imagined being in those days. They were highly educated, very articulate and quite experienced. They were very chummy with each other and a bit cliquey. Hide

[his first thoughts about the series, The Darling Buds of May] It'll either be enormously successful Show more [his first thoughts about the series, The Darling Buds of May] It'll either be enormously successful or it'll fall flat on it's face. It was enormously successful. Hide

Who would have thought that Jim (Broadbent) would go on from here (Only Fools and Horses) to make Th Show more Who would have thought that Jim (Broadbent) would go on from here (Only Fools and Horses) to make The Borrowers and then on to Hollywood? I could never work out why he didn't take me with him. Hide

Everyone in a new play gets nerves on a first night. Everyone in a new play gets nerves on a first night.

As a baby, I was given a carrot as a pacifier. As a baby, I was given a carrot as a pacifier.

[his height] Less than statuesque. [his height] Less than statuesque.

[Al Capone] A kind of (Del Boy) Trotter in his way, albeit a bit more violent. [Al Capone] A kind of (Del Boy) Trotter in his way, albeit a bit more violent.

In television the money has always gravitated towards drama. In television the money has always gravitated towards drama.

[never knowing where you are in a play] Not an especially useful trait in that line of work. [never knowing where you are in a play] Not an especially useful trait in that line of work.

The problem with film shoots was that there were bound to be some portions of empty time - time when Show more The problem with film shoots was that there were bound to be some portions of empty time - time when all you could do was sit around and wait. And if left hanging about in my caravan too long, I would sometimes fight the urge to nod off. I needed something to keep myself going in those downtimes. Hide

[doing Only Fools and Horses Christmas Specials] It was as if we hadn't stopped. You just fell strai Show more [doing Only Fools and Horses Christmas Specials] It was as if we hadn't stopped. You just fell straight back into the way of things. I would put on Del Boy again and find that he fitted like a pair of wonderful old carpet slippers. Hide

It's always best to confront things, actor to actor. It's always best to confront things, actor to actor.

A Bit of a Do ran to two series, went down well with critics and viewers, and put me on Yorkshire Te Show more A Bit of a Do ran to two series, went down well with critics and viewers, and put me on Yorkshire Television's radar - to the extent that, in the event of a part coming up in...I don't know...let's say a family drama series set in rural Kent in the 1950s and destined to become a national, award-winning smash hit (The Darling Buds of May), then I would be well placed to be considered for it. Hide

[a large brandy] Poison. Even the smell of it made the head swim. [a large brandy] Poison. Even the smell of it made the head swim.

It was easier to carry a quill around than a typewriter. It was easier to carry a quill around than a typewriter.

[Boycie from Only Fools and Horses] Oh-so-superior. [Boycie from Only Fools and Horses] Oh-so-superior.

[his career] A pretty good stretch. A lot of luck in there. A lot of good times, with some truly gre Show more [his career] A pretty good stretch. A lot of luck in there. A lot of good times, with some truly great people. And some really amazing success. Only Fools and Horses, The Darling Buds of May, A Touch of Frost, a few BAFTAs on the mantelpiece - not too shabby as CV's go. A busy and fulfilling life, and not bad at all for a working-class lad from North London. Hide

[on his height] I was made to realize very early that however this acting life of mine panned out, r Show more [on his height] I was made to realize very early that however this acting life of mine panned out, romantic leads were probably going to be hard to come by. Hide

The general trend was for the London part of the family to visit the Welsh part, rather than the oth Show more The general trend was for the London part of the family to visit the Welsh part, rather than the other way around. Hide

[Strained Relations, the Only Fools and Horses episode where Grandad died] I knew John (Sullivan) wa Show more [Strained Relations, the Only Fools and Horses episode where Grandad died] I knew John (Sullivan) wasn't frightened of hitting things head on, but what I hadn't realized before was just how extraordinarily adept he was at moving from comedy to drama and pathos. The funeral scene was dark and sad, but shot through with bright shafts of humor, like "Always in our Foughts", or dropping the vicar's hat into Grandad's grave. When I read that, I collapsed. It was just so...Trotters. What a bleak day that was. The weather matched our moods and it fed into the scene: the drama of the dark glasses at the graveside. It was was all very hard to do, with Lennard's memory so fresh. I was very emotional. It was an episode written by John out of respect for Lennard. So I wanted to get it right for Lennard, and at the same time, I wanted to get it right for John. He just wouldn't let television dismiss Lennard's passing, in the way that television might have done, if television had been left to it's own frequently fickle devices. It was a wonderful thing - and something that nobody had done in situation comedy. Hide

[jokes] Some fall on stony ground - beware the in-joke. [jokes] Some fall on stony ground - beware the in-joke.

I loved traveling and seeing new places, and I was also of the firm opinion that the opportunity to Show more I loved traveling and seeing new places, and I was also of the firm opinion that the opportunity to travel and see new places at someone else's expense and while being paid should never be batted away lightly. Wages in the bin, living like a king - what could be better? Hide

I was happy to have my substance exploited. I was happy to have my substance exploited.

[watching an exotic dancer in Hong Kong] I had no idea that you could use an unpeeled banana for qui Show more [watching an exotic dancer in Hong Kong] I had no idea that you could use an unpeeled banana for quite those purposes, or press a ping-pong ball into service like that - nor that it would shoot quite so high into the air when you did so. Table tennis has never felt the same to me since. Hide

[the song Singin' in the Rain] Long and complex. [the song Singin' in the Rain] Long and complex.

[Only Fools and Horses] We had the makings of a tight team. [Only Fools and Horses] We had the makings of a tight team.

If I had followed the money and not my heart, I wouldn't have got to work with Ronnie Barker. It pro Show more If I had followed the money and not my heart, I wouldn't have got to work with Ronnie Barker. It profoundly affected the course of my life thereafter. Hide

Some audiences would be worried for you. Some audiences would be worried for you.

You want to be watching television on Christmas Day, not appearing live on it. You want to be watching television on Christmas Day, not appearing live on it.

Any way you could find to save money while out on tour was always welcomed. Any way you could find to save money while out on tour was always welcomed.

The real dream for me was acting. I felt time creeping on. I couldn't bear the idea of getting to 35 Show more The real dream for me was acting. I felt time creeping on. I couldn't bear the idea of getting to 35 and not having given it a shot - and then maybe living with the regret and the sense of what if for the rest of my life. Hide

How hard it is and how unfair it seems, letting go of someone you know so well. How hard it is and how unfair it seems, letting go of someone you know so well.

I hate shopping for clothes for myself and would rather shut my fingers in a kitchen drawer than sta Show more I hate shopping for clothes for myself and would rather shut my fingers in a kitchen drawer than stand in a store on Oxford Street holding up shirts against myself and saying "what do you think?" Shopping for clothes for a character, on the other hand, was something different. I utterly loved it. It was a total escape. Hide

[Richard Branson's cameo in Only Fools and Horses] The great publicist. Charming, but would it be un Show more [Richard Branson's cameo in Only Fools and Horses] The great publicist. Charming, but would it be unreasonable to say that I've seen better actors? Hide

[going bald] Time had performed its evil depredations. [going bald] Time had performed its evil depredations.

[becoming a Sir] Heady, heady times. [becoming a Sir] Heady, heady times.

[The Darling Buds of May's wrap party] It was a very jolly affair. [The Darling Buds of May's wrap party] It was a very jolly affair.

[a director yelling Cut] The magic word. [a director yelling Cut] The magic word.

You are trying to inhabit the character's body, not let the character inhabit your body. You are trying to inhabit the character's body, not let the character inhabit your body.

[his opinion of Del, Rodney and Grandad after the pilot episode of Only Fools and Horses] They were Show more [his opinion of Del, Rodney and Grandad after the pilot episode of Only Fools and Horses] They were real people who just happened to be very funny. I felt very, very excited indeed. Hide

When we did Only Fools and Horses.... (1981), it was a five-day week. You'd rehearse for four days a Show more When we did Only Fools and Horses.... (1981), it was a five-day week. You'd rehearse for four days and record on a Sunday, but it was much more laid back. The Royal Bodyguard (2011) has been extremely intensive. I think that's because today's budgets are so tight, not just at the BBC, but for everybody. It's been really hard work. Hide

There was a (Second World) war on. There was a lot of death about. There was a (Second World) war on. There was a lot of death about.

[playing Mr Toad in The Wind in the Willows] I just about managed to hold my own. [playing Mr Toad in The Wind in the Willows] I just about managed to hold my own.

[on Dad's Army; Are You Being Served; It Ain't Half Hot Mum; Hi-De-Hi; Allo, Allo] More than three q Show more [on Dad's Army; Are You Being Served; It Ain't Half Hot Mum; Hi-De-Hi; Allo, Allo] More than three quarters of the most successful sitcoms made for British television in the 70s and 80s and an extraordinarily high proportion of the greatest comedy hits of all time. Hide

[World War II] Those five years of global conflagration had nothing to do with me. I associate my ea Show more [World War II] Those five years of global conflagration had nothing to do with me. I associate my earliest days with the smell and taste of brick dust. Hide

[a red carpet film premiere or an awards ceremony] You should linger in front of the photographers, Show more [a red carpet film premiere or an awards ceremony] You should linger in front of the photographers, smile graciously and lap up the attention, for it may not be yours forever, not even next week. But I'm normally clammy-palmed with a combination of fear and embarrassment, rushing along the carpet, blinking blindly into the flashlights. Hide

[Singapore, Hong Kong, Dubah, Kuala Lumpur and Egypt] Places that were just a vague rumor in a dista Show more [Singapore, Hong Kong, Dubah, Kuala Lumpur and Egypt] Places that were just a vague rumor in a distant atlas. Hide

[lonely after his first wife's death] How I felt. [lonely after his first wife's death] How I felt.

[naming his child Sophie after doing The BFG] The name had extra resonance for me. [naming his child Sophie after doing The BFG] The name had extra resonance for me.

What else is the gift of acting, if not the ability to convince other people that you are something Show more What else is the gift of acting, if not the ability to convince other people that you are something other than what you actually are? Hide

[Del, Rodney and Grandad Trotter, the original trio from Only Fools and Horses] The Three Stooges. [Del, Rodney and Grandad Trotter, the original trio from Only Fools and Horses] The Three Stooges.

Buster (Merryfield) must be just about the only person who wrote away for a role in an established t Show more Buster (Merryfield) must be just about the only person who wrote away for a role in an established television sitcom (Only Fools and Horses) and got it. Hide

They don't call me Derek Trotter for nothing. They don't call me Derek Trotter for nothing.

Philip (Franks in The Darling Buds of May) was so perfectly cast. He had sent most of his career in Show more Philip (Franks in The Darling Buds of May) was so perfectly cast. He had sent most of his career in the theatre and he was a great team player because of that. Hide

[Only Fools and Horses losing its first BAFTA nomination] We were the nearlys, but not quites. We we Show more [Only Fools and Horses losing its first BAFTA nomination] We were the nearlys, but not quites. We were stoic enough about it, though. And also, thoroughly refreshed. Hide

[Only Fools and Horses] I don't think this is a sitcom. I think this is a comedy-drama. [Only Fools and Horses] I don't think this is a sitcom. I think this is a comedy-drama.

[his knowledge of art history] Fairly minimal. [his knowledge of art history] Fairly minimal.

[Only Fools and Horses in its second series] We had lost the BBC a million of the viewers who had pr Show more [Only Fools and Horses in its second series] We had lost the BBC a million of the viewers who had previously been happy to watch the channel at that point in the week. Those are the kind of statistics which make television executives start to get twitchy with the trigger finger. We all had to think, 'well, it's been fun, but that's probably it'. Hide

A show like the Only Fools and Horses.... (1981) Christmas special got 24 million viewers, so practi Show more A show like the Only Fools and Horses.... (1981) Christmas special got 24 million viewers, so practically everyone in the country was watching. But of course it's a different world now, with so many channels. And those kind of figures are really difficult to achieve. It doesn't help that channels try to split the audience by putting their best shows head-to-head. Recently the BBC moved Strictly Come Dancing (2004) to compete with The X Factor (2004) which, quite rightly, annoyed a lot of people. Why play silly buggers with the audience, especially in the case of the BBC, who don't need to do it at all? In the end the motive is just plain power hunger and empire-building and it's unnecessary; it doesn't serve the audience. Hide

[John Sullivan, the creator and writer of Only Fools and Horses] He had a warm personality and was e Show more [John Sullivan, the creator and writer of Only Fools and Horses] He had a warm personality and was extremely easy to like. Hide

[Only Fools and Horses] Heady days. [Only Fools and Horses] Heady days.

[filming Only Fools and Horses] You couldn't not be nervous. You were presenting a new play every we Show more [filming Only Fools and Horses] You couldn't not be nervous. You were presenting a new play every week to an audience. There was so much to go wrong. There will be retakes and cameras have to be moved, and sets altered, so the pressure of time was always hanging over you. It took two hours to film an episode. If I could sense that the audience wasn't responding, I would do something stupid or dry on purpose, and then share it with the audience. Then the audience would relax. They knew they could laugh and not get into trouble, and by the same token they knew we weren't taking it too seriously. And then they'd be off. And once they were off, there was generally no holding them. Hide

[old fairground slot machines] Great, historic machinery. [old fairground slot machines] Great, historic machinery.

[fly-pitching on Only Fools and Horses] Del's core business. I loved doing them - the patter, the ba Show more [fly-pitching on Only Fools and Horses] Del's core business. I loved doing them - the patter, the banter, the rhythm. Hide

[becoming a father at the age of 60] Something else I thought I had missed, something else for which Show more [becoming a father at the age of 60] Something else I thought I had missed, something else for which I thought the time had swept by while I was below the surface, at work. How lucky is that? Hide

[winning BAFTAs] This, to my astonishment, was getting to be a bit of a habit. [winning BAFTAs] This, to my astonishment, was getting to be a bit of a habit.

[mistakes during filming a sitcom] Every time, I blame someone and make it into a joke. If you can m Show more [mistakes during filming a sitcom] Every time, I blame someone and make it into a joke. If you can make the audience think you don't care, the audience relax and they like you and they feel part of it. Hide

[on Do Not Adjust Your Set] We were out, being paid to make films and behave like idiots, and wherev Show more [on Do Not Adjust Your Set] We were out, being paid to make films and behave like idiots, and wherever we went, the tab was picked up. I couldn't have been more blissfully happy, really. There was a wonderful freedom to it all. I was doing something I loved but under no pressure. I was an unknown actor, so there were no expectations. No one was expecting me to deliver. That came later. I was free to bury myself in work and enjoy it. I learned from this why so many people find solace in painting and drawing. Hide

[Paddington Station in London] A stunning scene of noise and smoke. [Paddington Station in London] A stunning scene of noise and smoke.

[student beds] Monastically narrow. [student beds] Monastically narrow.

[going with Ronnie Barker to antique and junk shops] The tinier and the more offbeat the shop was, a Show more [going with Ronnie Barker to antique and junk shops] The tinier and the more offbeat the shop was, and the further it was into the middle of nowhere, the happier Ronnie was. Hide

[playing the Phantom Raspberry Blower in The Two Ronnies] I'm enormously proud of my contribution to Show more [playing the Phantom Raspberry Blower in The Two Ronnies] I'm enormously proud of my contribution to that little moment of comic history. Hide

[on Terry Scott] He didn't suffer fools. Fame had temporarily exhausted his patience with lesser mor Show more [on Terry Scott] He didn't suffer fools. Fame had temporarily exhausted his patience with lesser mortals, as fame sometimes will. Hide

[on Heroes and Villains, the Batman and Robin episode of Only Fools and Horses] One of the rare occa Show more [on Heroes and Villains, the Batman and Robin episode of Only Fools and Horses] One of the rare occasions on which Batman has been cast shorter than his crime-busting partner. Still, that was Only Fools and Horses for you - never inclined to do things conventionally. That episode is still one that people go back to and talk about. The sight of Del Boy and Rodney running through the streets in full costume, the least likely world-savers you have ever seen, struck a loud bell with viewers which just carried on ringing. Hide

[the death of a loved one] It's not a thing I would want anyone to go through, nor a thing I find ea Show more [the death of a loved one] It's not a thing I would want anyone to go through, nor a thing I find easy to go back over. Hide

[a hotel room] A sterile environment. [a hotel room] A sterile environment.

Everything I've done has been a pleasure, touch wood. I love my job. Ronnie Barker said to me, 'Aren Show more Everything I've done has been a pleasure, touch wood. I love my job. Ronnie Barker said to me, 'Aren't we lucky: being paid very well for making ourselves laugh?' Hide

[on Dick Emery's talent for face-pulling] He'd start pulling the most horrendous faces - faces in wh Show more [on Dick Emery's talent for face-pulling] He'd start pulling the most horrendous faces - faces in which his lower lip seemed to pass up over his nose, faces wherein his eyes seemed to grow to the size of tennis balls and his chin to drag along the ground, faces which seemed to express the most alarming of sexual intentions...the worst faces you have ever seen. Hide

[Terry and June] Designed for sitcom figures. [Terry and June] Designed for sitcom figures.

[naming his daughter Sophie Mae] It sounded nice when you put the two together. [naming his daughter Sophie Mae] It sounded nice when you put the two together.

People always say that the essence of a sitcom is people trapped by their circumstances. People always say that the essence of a sitcom is people trapped by their circumstances.

[A Touch of Glass, the famous chandelier episode of Only Fools and Horses] Classic. [A Touch of Glass, the famous chandelier episode of Only Fools and Horses] Classic.

[Ray Butt, one of the directors on Only Fools and Horses] He did love a gin and tonic, that man. Pur Show more [Ray Butt, one of the directors on Only Fools and Horses] He did love a gin and tonic, that man. Purely recreationally of course. Hide

A baby couldn't upstage you or tell you your lines. A baby couldn't upstage you or tell you your lines.

[when his first agent got him work in an ad] Visions of Hollywood movies danced in my mind, but Holl Show more [when his first agent got him work in an ad] Visions of Hollywood movies danced in my mind, but Hollywood would have to wait. Hide

[Nicholas Lyndhurst] Nick. [Nicholas Lyndhurst] Nick.

His performance as the fabulously dim Trigger (from Only Fools and Horses) was so good that one tend Show more His performance as the fabulously dim Trigger (from Only Fools and Horses) was so good that one tended to come to the conclusion that Roger (Lloyd Pack) must be genuinely like that as a person. He wasn't at all. He was quiet, unassuming, totally easy-going - and a consummate actor. Hide

I was going to do the unsteady thing. I was going to become an actor. I was going to do the unsteady thing. I was going to become an actor.

[remembering the first read-through for the pilot episode of Only Fools and Horses] When the three o Show more [remembering the first read-through for the pilot episode of Only Fools and Horses] When the three of us (he, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce) began to put our voices to the lines, the magic was in the room. All the component parts just fitted. The whole thing was sounding like it had been written for us. When we reached the end of our read, silence fell on the room. Hide

[the Batman and Robin episode of Only Fools and Horses] If I go back to Bristol, the one they all re Show more [the Batman and Robin episode of Only Fools and Horses] If I go back to Bristol, the one they all remember is Batman and Robin. That's the one they always come up and say, "I was there". It really seemed to chime. Hide

[on his first car] I thought that was going to be the passport to international jet-set pleasure wit Show more [on his first car] I thought that was going to be the passport to international jet-set pleasure with members of the opposite sex. In fact, I mostly ended up playing taxi driver for all my car-less male mates. Hide

[being helped into bed, pajamas and with a plastic bottle] The indignity that the elderly know. [being helped into bed, pajamas and with a plastic bottle] The indignity that the elderly know.

[winning a BAFTA for the first time] That felt incredible. My knees were shaking - but, even so, the Show more [winning a BAFTA for the first time] That felt incredible. My knees were shaking - but, even so, they felt like the bee's knees. I felt like I had arrived - like I was finally someone who counted. It was nice to be a winner. I had always been very insecure about my abilities as an actor, but that night, sitting among my peers, I allowed myself to feel very proud of what I'd done. Hide

[he, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield appearing on the Royal Variety Performance in 1986] Th Show more [he, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield appearing on the Royal Variety Performance in 1986] The nerves between the three of us would have powered a wind turbine. Hide

I liked the country life. As much as I loved London, I found the quiet and isolation of the countrys Show more I liked the country life. As much as I loved London, I found the quiet and isolation of the countryside had started appealing to me really strongly. Hide

The garden, the workshop - those are the places I'm happiest. I like to have a project on the go - s Show more The garden, the workshop - those are the places I'm happiest. I like to have a project on the go - something to restore, something to fix. The pond needs cleaning? That's my idea of a good time. I love anything in the garden, actually. I've built two steam engines which you can sit astride, and a raised five-inch gauge track in the garden, which travels between two stations, with a bridge over the pond and a tunnel. I used to sit there with my knees up around my ears, stoke the coal in the tender, sound the whistle and steam out around the perimeter of the garden. Hide

Could I do a convincingly suave and appealing phone manner? Yes, I have to say I could. Could I do a convincingly suave and appealing phone manner? Yes, I have to say I could.

[Pop and Ma Larkin from The Darling Buds of May] Loving, cheeky, generous, trusting. [Pop and Ma Larkin from The Darling Buds of May] Loving, cheeky, generous, trusting.

It was a long time before TV wanted me - I would have had to commit murder to get a part on the box Show more It was a long time before TV wanted me - I would have had to commit murder to get a part on the box at one time. Hide

[on his first job center interview] The whole setup felt fantastically, bowel-liquidisingly intimida Show more [on his first job center interview] The whole setup felt fantastically, bowel-liquidisingly intimidating to me. When asked what kind of thing do you have in mind for yourself, my answer was I don't know. Hide

Richard (Wilson) had great timing and I admired him enormously and was very pleased for him with the Show more Richard (Wilson) had great timing and I admired him enormously and was very pleased for him with the success he went on to have. Hide

Life was a bit topsy-turvy but no less enjoyable for that. I was very busy and very content. Life was a bit topsy-turvy but no less enjoyable for that. I was very busy and very content.

Sometimes you take your life in your hands just walking up the street. Sometimes you take your life in your hands just walking up the street.

[Kenneth MacDonald, one of his co-stars on Only Fools and Horses] Jovial. [Kenneth MacDonald, one of his co-stars on Only Fools and Horses] Jovial.

[Lennard Pearce, one of his co-stars on Only Fools and Horses] It wasn't like him not to see the fun Show more [Lennard Pearce, one of his co-stars on Only Fools and Horses] It wasn't like him not to see the funny side. Hide

[the end of Only Fools and Horses] It was very emotional and difficult to compute. We all knew this Show more [the end of Only Fools and Horses] It was very emotional and difficult to compute. We all knew this wasn't the kind of experience that comes twice in your life. What a series. So many brilliant moments and lines; such clever writing. (John) Sullivan was a traditionalist, in a way: he made the characters do the work and they didn't need to resort to extremities of language or action. Yet there was such tremendous light and shade. Only Fools had a death, it had a miscarriage, it had a birth...the more John saw how we worked together, the more he felt he could push into areas where comedy didn't ever go. It was great, honest stuff and it touched people's lives. We had most of the nation behind us, really, when we properly got going. Hide

[on failing his first audition] It was dead man walking - one of the longest walks I'll ever make. I Show more [on failing his first audition] It was dead man walking - one of the longest walks I'll ever make. I felt about as foolish as I have ever felt. Hide

[The Jolly Boys' Outing, an episode of Only Fools and Horses] Everyone acted their socks off. [The Jolly Boys' Outing, an episode of Only Fools and Horses] Everyone acted their socks off.

Breast cancer is such a blight. Breast cancer is such a blight.

[starting a family] I quite liked the idea of continuing the line. [starting a family] I quite liked the idea of continuing the line.

[David] A good name for a boy - kind of resolute, and noble. [David] A good name for a boy - kind of resolute, and noble.

[the answer to questions during the production chaos on A Royal Flush, a notoriously troubled episod Show more [the answer to questions during the production chaos on A Royal Flush, a notoriously troubled episode of Only Fools and Horses] Fuck knows. Hide

[on becoming a knight and getting married all in the same day] Amazing. A married man, a Sir, and al Show more [on becoming a knight and getting married all in the same day] Amazing. A married man, a Sir, and all inside twenty-four blissful hours. I would have loved Ronnie Barker to have been there that day and shared this with us all. He was a man whom I thought more deserving of a knighthood than me. Alas, Ronnie had died two months previously. But earlier in the year, when my knighthood was announced, he had, typically sent me a poem to commemorate the event, and at the lunch I declaimed it, so at least he was there in word: Congratulations, little feed/her gracious Majesty decreed/that Granville, little errand lad/and Del Boy, Frost, and others had/ all served their nation passing well/so here's to Granville, Frost and Del! The old ex-Guvnor's proud to see/his comrade reach such high degree/knight of the realm, and TV star/who never thought he'd get this far. 'Arise, Sir David', she will say/the sword upon your shoulder lay. I raise a glass filled to the brim/and truly say, 'Good Knight from him.' Hide

[in the 70s] There was no way that I was a name you could put up outside a theatre and expect it to Show more [in the 70s] There was no way that I was a name you could put up outside a theatre and expect it to bring in the crowds. Hide

I don't want to die alone. I don't even want to die in company. I want to be alive. I've got stuff I Show more I don't want to die alone. I don't even want to die in company. I want to be alive. I've got stuff I still want to do. Reasons to live. Hide

Only Fools and Horses got off to a ragged and inauspicious start. Only Fools and Horses got off to a ragged and inauspicious start.

[Leslie Philips] A legend of British comedy. [Leslie Philips] A legend of British comedy.

When I worked with Ronnie Barker, who was very well known himself at the time, I always remember him Show more When I worked with Ronnie Barker, who was very well known himself at the time, I always remember him saying, 'You don't have to be a shit to be a big star, David.' I've always tried to remember that. Hide

[on working with the Dulux sheepdog in an ad] He was just a lovely dog with an unusually keen intere Show more [on working with the Dulux sheepdog in an ad] He was just a lovely dog with an unusually keen interest in interior decorating. I thought he looked slightly smaller in the flesh. But then people often say the same about me. He was a total nightmare. Hide

[on filming] The peculiar sights you would see and walk past and find people taking absolutely for g Show more [on filming] The peculiar sights you would see and walk past and find people taking absolutely for granted, as if they were the most normal thing in the world. Hide

[appearing in The Color of Magic] Waiting for a better job to turn up. [appearing in The Color of Magic] Waiting for a better job to turn up.

[his career] A player of life's losers. [his career] A player of life's losers.

[on Only Fools and Horses] The show was capturing the nation's attention to an extent that none of u Show more [on Only Fools and Horses] The show was capturing the nation's attention to an extent that none of us had conceived it would, even in our wildest and most optimistic imaginings. Hide

[cling film] It will keep you extremely fresh. [cling film] It will keep you extremely fresh.

[the ability to stay in character] Why not, if it helps you. Ronnie Barker could slip in and out of Show more [the ability to stay in character] Why not, if it helps you. Ronnie Barker could slip in and out of character effortlessly. Hide

A fairly deep streak of eccentricity ran through the family. A fairly deep streak of eccentricity ran through the family.

I was a person who rather liked his home comforts. I was a person who rather liked his home comforts.

[a sharp intake of breath] The noise people make, sucking air past their teeth. [a sharp intake of breath] The noise people make, sucking air past their teeth.

[on working in the electrical business] Quite grubby and uncomfortable work. At the end of the day, Show more [on working in the electrical business] Quite grubby and uncomfortable work. At the end of the day, I was quite often entirely blackened, like some poor Victorian kid who'd been sent up a chimney. Hide

[the East] It was so tricky to get out of London in that direction. [the East] It was so tricky to get out of London in that direction.

[on putting on weight playing Pop Larkin, he couldn't fit into a dinner jacket for the BAFTA Awards] Show more [on putting on weight playing Pop Larkin, he couldn't fit into a dinner jacket for the BAFTA Awards] I looked like Hardy wearing something belonging to Laurel. Hide

I'm not perfect, though. Any woman who takes on someone in this business has a bit of a handful. I'm not perfect, though. Any woman who takes on someone in this business has a bit of a handful.

I've done my fair share of waiting on tables in restaurants, cleaning cars, whatever. I was even an Show more I've done my fair share of waiting on tables in restaurants, cleaning cars, whatever. I was even an electrician at one time, and I've done my fair bit of decorating, too. But slowly my fortunes changed. Hide

I don't know if you have ever been attacked by a cockerel, but if you haven't, then allow me to tell Show more I don't know if you have ever been attacked by a cockerel, but if you haven't, then allow me to tell you that it's an experience with very little to recommend it. Hide

[playing on bomb sites as a child] The (Second World) war had gifted us the perfect playground. [playing on bomb sites as a child] The (Second World) war had gifted us the perfect playground.

[egg and bacon sandwiches] Salmonella on legs. [egg and bacon sandwiches] Salmonella on legs.

[firecrackers] Quality entertainment. [firecrackers] Quality entertainment.

[The Darling Buds of May] It was very much the way of things on that show. We all looked after each Show more [The Darling Buds of May] It was very much the way of things on that show. We all looked after each other. Which stands to reason: we were one big (and overfed) family. Hide

[the BBC sitcom Citizen Smith] Highly successful. [the BBC sitcom Citizen Smith] Highly successful.

[having your lines DLP] Dead Line Perfect. [having your lines DLP] Dead Line Perfect.

[Ronnie Barker] He didn't collect things because they were valuable, particularly. He collected them Show more [Ronnie Barker] He didn't collect things because they were valuable, particularly. He collected them because they appealed to him and he liked to have them around. His place was like a house of wonders. The walls were covered with wonderful pictures, of all shapes, sizes and styles. Ronnie's house in Oxfordshire was a treasure trove. Hide

[fashion] Not really my area of expertise, and never has been. [fashion] Not really my area of expertise, and never has been.

[Pam Ferris, one of his co-stars on The Darling Buds of May] She was down-to-Earth, which I immediat Show more [Pam Ferris, one of his co-stars on The Darling Buds of May] She was down-to-Earth, which I immediately liked about her, and we relaxed in each other's company very quickly. Hide

[on shooting a sex scene] When you go to the pub after a day like that, and you tell someone with a Show more [on shooting a sex scene] When you go to the pub after a day like that, and you tell someone with a proper job that this is how you spent your working day, they tend to look at you slightly askance. But what you've got to remember about experiences like these is that they take place in excruciating circumstances: witheringly, belittlingly, in a roomful of people and with someone popping up every minute or so with a bit of powder on a puff. It's not uncomplicated, is what I'm saying. Hide

[on the birth of his baby] I put on the gown and mask and was admitted to the inner sanctum to watch Show more [on the birth of his baby] I put on the gown and mask and was admitted to the inner sanctum to watch as the doctors delivered a 9lb 6oz girl; my Sophie Mae. She was handed to me and the room seemed suddenly very still and I had my first moments with my daughter. The press arrived the next day and stayed there a whole week until we left the hospital in a flurry of snow without any PR people to help. Everyone who has done it knows what it's like to bring a newborn baby home for the first time - knows the nervousness and the anxiety and warmth and wonderment. Hide

Altogether the cast (of The Darling Buds of May) felt like a family off the set as well as on it. We Show more Altogether the cast (of The Darling Buds of May) felt like a family off the set as well as on it. We genuinely liked each other and I think an extra degree of warmth came through because of that. Hide

I was in the traditional catch-22 that traps so many performers when they first set out on their fum Show more I was in the traditional catch-22 that traps so many performers when they first set out on their fumbling way towards a career: you can't get any work unless you've acted before, and if you haven't acted before, you can't get any work. Hide

[on returning to work as an electrician when acting dried up during the early years of his career] I Show more [on returning to work as an electrician when acting dried up during the early years of his career] It kept my feet on the ground. Hide

[on his first apartment] It was the first rung on the ladder to independence. At last, no doubt to m Show more [on his first apartment] It was the first rung on the ladder to independence. At last, no doubt to my parents' immense relief, I had flown the nest - and at the age of 26, probably not a moment too soon. Hide

[hapless characters in the first part of his TV career] The parts I was getting at this time. [hapless characters in the first part of his TV career] The parts I was getting at this time.

[watching TV for the first time at age 13] Unthinkable levels of magic. I rather liked the look of t Show more [watching TV for the first time at age 13] Unthinkable levels of magic. I rather liked the look of television. My hunch was that it had a great future ahead of it, if it ever managed to catch on. Hide

The impact of Only Fools and Horses and the way that people responded to it was constantly surprisin Show more The impact of Only Fools and Horses and the way that people responded to it was constantly surprising to me and continues to do so. Hide

[comics relying on alcohol to function] There have been many over the years and it's my fortune that Show more [comics relying on alcohol to function] There have been many over the years and it's my fortune that I've never been one of them. Hide

[Buster Merryfield] He had been a fit young man. [Buster Merryfield] He had been a fit young man.

[the script for the pilot episode of Only Fools and Horses] Bright and full of life. The more I thou Show more [the script for the pilot episode of Only Fools and Horses] Bright and full of life. The more I thought about Del (Boy), and the more I thought about the script I had seen, the more I felt there was something potentially wonderful there for me. Hide

[on convincing the Yorkshire Television executives he was the right actor to play Detective Inspecto Show more [on convincing the Yorkshire Television executives he was the right actor to play Detective Inspector Jack Frost] I launched into a spontaneous paragraph about how popular the genre was and how I saw the chance to explore a slightly darker edge in the character of Frost, while throwing in a bit about the superiority of the English approach to TV detective shows (audience attempts to solve crime in tandem with the detective) to the American approach (audience is shown the crime and the criminal at the start of the story, and then follows the detective's trail to the guilty party). Hide

Nobody has ever written to offer me a flat in Peckham, on the grounds of my expertise as Del Boy, no Show more Nobody has ever written to offer me a flat in Peckham, on the grounds of my expertise as Del Boy, nor indeed a corner shop in Doncaster, on the grounds of my expertise as Granville. Hide

[his first thoughts after reading the novel of The Darling Buds of May] I thought it was charming - Show more [his first thoughts after reading the novel of The Darling Buds of May] I thought it was charming - a bucolic piece about a ramshackle, convention-snubbing farming family who woo the tax inspector into moving in with them in order to deflect him from inspecting their rather dodgy tax situation. Hide

Drinking other people's teas and coffees became something of a habit for (Detective Inspector Jack) Show more Drinking other people's teas and coffees became something of a habit for (Detective Inspector Jack) Frost - a little humanizing moment which chased through the series to make him more than just an efficient cop. Hide

[flying for 23 hours] You get a bit stir-crazy, stuck in a tube that long. [flying for 23 hours] You get a bit stir-crazy, stuck in a tube that long.

I was a young lad who had lived among the bricks and mortar of London. I was a young lad who had lived among the bricks and mortar of London.

It stands to reason that you can't go on television over and over again and not get recognized every Show more It stands to reason that you can't go on television over and over again and not get recognized every now and again. Hide

[driving an old Army vehicle, painted up to look like a Rolls-Royce in The Darling Buds of May] Larg Show more [driving an old Army vehicle, painted up to look like a Rolls-Royce in The Darling Buds of May] Largely unrelated to what we generally think of as driving these days. It had a crash gearbox, with a lever that virtually tore your shoulder out of its socket, and steering which provided a comprehensive upper-body workout. Hide

From a purely practical point of view, smoking is a nightmare for continuity - you've got to watch t Show more From a purely practical point of view, smoking is a nightmare for continuity - you've got to watch the length of the ash all the time, otherwise it looks like someone has sucked down three-quarters of a cigarette in the time it takes someone else to come through the door. The less smoking you've got going on in a scene, the easier life is for everybody. Hide

[Buster Merryfield, one of his co-stars from Only Fools and Horses] He was funny by instinct and he Show more [Buster Merryfield, one of his co-stars from Only Fools and Horses] He was funny by instinct and he knew where the laugh was and how to get it. He had that amazing look about him - an eccentric face, the face of someone whom you immediately wanted to like. Hide

[Richard Beckinsale] A handsome, friendly guy with something rather effortlessly glamorous about him Show more [Richard Beckinsale] A handsome, friendly guy with something rather effortlessly glamorous about him. He could spin a story so well that you had no choice but to believe it. Richard's attitude was, if you've got it, spend it, because there's no point hanging on to it. Richard's life ended tragically early. He had barely started. It was so shocking. We were devastated for him. It caught all of us completely off guard but it hit Ronnie (Barker) particularly hard. He couldn't work for a number of days because he was so upset. Hide

I was made a Sir in the Queen's Birthday Honors of 2005. I felt very humbled - and maybe even a litt Show more I was made a Sir in the Queen's Birthday Honors of 2005. I felt very humbled - and maybe even a little awkward about it. For me, those kinds of titles go to heroes in battle or to heroes in charity. To get one for acting, which doesn't seem to me to have any parity with those things...well, I found that a bit hard to get my head around. Still, it was on offer. I was hardly going to turn it down, was I? The date was set for my investiture on 1 December. On its own, it was a thrilling and momentous prospect for me. Hide

[crashing into the audience on a sitcom] Delivering lines without waiting for the laughter to die do Show more [crashing into the audience on a sitcom] Delivering lines without waiting for the laughter to die down. Hide

[BBC2] The backwater for a brand new comedy series. [BBC2] The backwater for a brand new comedy series.

The characters I tended to be known for playing - Del Boy merely the most prominent among them - had Show more The characters I tended to be known for playing - Del Boy merely the most prominent among them - had their foibles but were meant to be essentially forgivable and lovable. They were great seekers of the audience's sympathy. Hide

[his brushes with death] Sundry. [his brushes with death] Sundry.

[18 years as Detective Inspector Jack Frost] A long time to spend in the skin of a shabby detective. Show more [18 years as Detective Inspector Jack Frost] A long time to spend in the skin of a shabby detective. But, boy, I did love playing that part. Hide

Kids have minds like sponges. Kids have minds like sponges.

[Brian Cosgrove] Deeply dedicated to his craft. Good company. [Brian Cosgrove] Deeply dedicated to his craft. Good company.

A Touch of Frost was contemporary, clever, dark and revolved around unpleasantness like murders of d Show more A Touch of Frost was contemporary, clever, dark and revolved around unpleasantness like murders of drug addicts and robberies at strip clubs. Frost was shabby, bitter, caustic and a commanding character, unlike Pop Larkin. Hide

[at the Jakarta Hilton] It was like being in some kind of fairytale. [at the Jakarta Hilton] It was like being in some kind of fairytale.

[he and Nicholas Lyndhurst getting nervous before a recording of Only Fools and Horses] Why do we do Show more [he and Nicholas Lyndhurst getting nervous before a recording of Only Fools and Horses] Why do we do this to ourselves? Hide

[himself and Nicholas Lyndhurst] A pair of silly Buddhas. [himself and Nicholas Lyndhurst] A pair of silly Buddhas.

[Open All Hours] I was there to be Ronnie's stooge. [Open All Hours] I was there to be Ronnie's stooge.

[on going to drama school] Performing what we might call a reverse Nelly, I unpacked my trunk, metap Show more [on going to drama school] Performing what we might call a reverse Nelly, I unpacked my trunk, metaphorically speaking, and said hello to the circus. Hide

[his childhood scrapes] If the wounds didn't get you, there was a decent chance the treatment would. Show more [his childhood scrapes] If the wounds didn't get you, there was a decent chance the treatment would. It's a wonder I made it through this period at all. Hide

[gin and tonic] Medicinal. [gin and tonic] Medicinal.

Very few people blow a raspberry as well as I do; an area of expertise in which I could be described Show more Very few people blow a raspberry as well as I do; an area of expertise in which I could be described as a world leader. Hide

[he and Nicholas Lyndhurst after Only Fools and Horses became a giant success] Both of us were begin Show more [he and Nicholas Lyndhurst after Only Fools and Horses became a giant success] Both of us were beginning to learn some lessons about fame and beginning to make adjustments. Hide

All actors are a mix of confidence and doubt - of bulletproof self-belief one minute, and trembling Show more All actors are a mix of confidence and doubt - of bulletproof self-belief one minute, and trembling insecurity the next. Its what makes us such a joy to be around. Hide

[his TV awards] A fistful. Mantelpiece getting a little crowded. [his TV awards] A fistful. Mantelpiece getting a little crowded.

[Only Fools and Horses] It was just a TV sitcom, and yet how the tentacles of that program reached o Show more [Only Fools and Horses] It was just a TV sitcom, and yet how the tentacles of that program reached out. Hide

[meeting Michael Douglas] My first sight of this great Hollywood star was as he came towards me, han Show more [meeting Michael Douglas] My first sight of this great Hollywood star was as he came towards me, hand extended, just out of the pool, dripping wet, with Bermuda shorts on. All very relaxed. Hide

[Lennard Pearce, who played Grandad in Only Fools and Horses] Lamented. [Lennard Pearce, who played Grandad in Only Fools and Horses] Lamented.

[after Richard Branson's cameo in Only Fools and Horses] I assumed, that a happy lifetime of free ri Show more [after Richard Branson's cameo in Only Fools and Horses] I assumed, that a happy lifetime of free rides and regular upgrades lay ahead of me. Alas, I was wrong. Showbusiness can be a very cruel industry. Hide

[Catherine Zeta-Jones in The Darling Buds of May] The show's big discovery. [Catherine Zeta-Jones in The Darling Buds of May] The show's big discovery.

How life came round full circle. How life came round full circle.

[finding somewhere to hide in a hurry] Not uncommon in farces, or certain draconian bed & breakfasts Show more [finding somewhere to hide in a hurry] Not uncommon in farces, or certain draconian bed & breakfasts too, as I well knew. Hide

[himself] The idea that acting could open up experiences to someone from a terraced house in Lodge L Show more [himself] The idea that acting could open up experiences to someone from a terraced house in Lodge Lane seemed staggering to me. Hide

Marriage is like throwing yourself into a river when you only wanted a drink of water. Marriage is like throwing yourself into a river when you only wanted a drink of water.

[on his first audition] My tongue had taken on the thickness of a can of Spam. [on his first audition] My tongue had taken on the thickness of a can of Spam.

[the end of Only Fools and Horses] Now the show really was over. While it's up and running, a progra Show more [the end of Only Fools and Horses] Now the show really was over. While it's up and running, a program such as that is like this complete world that you exist in. But when it's done, the sets get packed up and removed, and the costumes go away, and the whole thing lives on only on a piece of tape. You can't actually go back there. So you have to consign it to the list of those things that were great and wonderful and fun...and utterly gone. I do miss it badly. Hide

A good comedian is never on holiday. A good comedian is never on holiday.

[one of his most famous scenes from Only Fools and Horses] Olivier had his Othello, Gielgud his Lear Show more [one of his most famous scenes from Only Fools and Horses] Olivier had his Othello, Gielgud his Lear, Branagh has his Hamlet; I have my falling through a pub bar flap. And do you know what? I'm perfectly happy with that. Hide

[Only Fools and Horses] Happy days. [Only Fools and Horses] Happy days.

[his childhood home] There was very little for burglars to help themselves to. [his childhood home] There was very little for burglars to help themselves to.

[getting to carry a series] A real vote of confidence. [getting to carry a series] A real vote of confidence.

[Nicholas Lyndhurst] My mate. [Nicholas Lyndhurst] My mate.

I spent an awful lot of the Summers of my childhood determinedly crossing my legs clenching my butto Show more I spent an awful lot of the Summers of my childhood determinedly crossing my legs clenching my buttocks, evacuating my bowels and bladder only as a very last resort. Hide

[his ideas for Heroes and Villains, when Del Boy and Rodney dress up as Batman and Robin] They had t Show more [his ideas for Heroes and Villains, when Del Boy and Rodney dress up as Batman and Robin] They had to be tired, tatty and ill-fitting, but to get the full comedy out of the moment, they should look like Batman and Robin. When we finally got that shot of them running through the smoke, it just lent itself even more to the ridiculous. Hide

The traditional paranoid actor's frame of mind: 'will I ever work again?' The traditional paranoid actor's frame of mind: 'will I ever work again?'

Wales was a magical place to my boyhood self. Wales was a magical place to my boyhood self.

The makeup department is a wonderful thing. The makeup department is a wonderful thing.

It amuses me that the conversation which gave rise to so much of my career in television took place Show more It amuses me that the conversation which gave rise to so much of my career in television took place in the tiny, run-down bar of the Bournemouth Pier Theatre. Hide

In the mid-70s, phone calls were only made possible by someone sitting at a switchboard with a fistf Show more In the mid-70s, phone calls were only made possible by someone sitting at a switchboard with a fistful of plugs. Hide

Normally, in the real world, your eyes range a bit around the face of the person you're talking to, Show more Normally, in the real world, your eyes range a bit around the face of the person you're talking to, but in a closeup of someone's face, that natural eye movement gets exaggerated and can look a bit odd, as if your eyes are shooting around in their sockets. If you fix your focus on one place on your interlocutor's face, it holds your eyes steady in the shot. Hide

[reading the script for the first episode of Only Fools and Horses] It was one of those ones where, Show more [reading the script for the first episode of Only Fools and Horses] It was one of those ones where, within about a page and a half, you realize it's got you hooked. It had characters, it had some zinging lines, it had warmth - it seemed to have all the necessary ingredients. Hide

The closer to London, the more expensive the house. The closer to London, the more expensive the house.

[Buster Merryfield refusing to join him and Nicholas Lyndhurst for a drink] All the more for me and Show more [Buster Merryfield refusing to join him and Nicholas Lyndhurst for a drink] All the more for me and Nick. Hide

[seeing a picture of Buster Merryfield for the first time, who would play Uncle Albert on Only Fools Show more [seeing a picture of Buster Merryfield for the first time, who would play Uncle Albert on Only Fools and Horses] This guy with bright eyes and pink cheeks and a bushy Captain Birdseye beard. He wasn't actually wearing a sailor's cap, but when you looked at him, you felt he ought to be. Hide

[watching the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II at age 13] You've never seen such a crowd gathered in Show more [watching the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II at age 13] You've never seen such a crowd gathered in a single sitting-room. Hide

[on his childhood home] So tiny that when you opened the front door, you almost fell up the stairs. [on his childhood home] So tiny that when you opened the front door, you almost fell up the stairs.

Perhaps being a character actor on radio was, in retrospect, the best training I could get. Perhaps being a character actor on radio was, in retrospect, the best training I could get.

[Cosgrove Hall] That first connection was the start of so much pleasure for me. [Cosgrove Hall] That first connection was the start of so much pleasure for me.

[losing his first wife and meeting his second wife] I didn't expect to find someone new and settle d Show more [losing his first wife and meeting his second wife] I didn't expect to find someone new and settle down. I thought I'd had my chance of that and it had gone. How fortunate for me that I was wrong. Hide

I've never ever 'felt my age', whatever that means. I think that there are a lot of people who feel Show more I've never ever 'felt my age', whatever that means. I think that there are a lot of people who feel 22 when in fact they're 62, and there are a lot of youngsters out there who behave as if they were four times their age. It's an attitude of mind, isn't it? Hide

[the Royal Variety Performance in 1986] A lovely interlude. [the Royal Variety Performance in 1986] A lovely interlude.

Comedy lies in how you draw out that time and fill it - edging gradually closer, almost committing, Show more Comedy lies in how you draw out that time and fill it - edging gradually closer, almost committing, backing off, starting again, and hoping to pull the audience in and out with you. Hide

[Lennard Pearce's death and Buster Merryfield's arrival on Only Fools and Horses] Out of adversity g Show more [Lennard Pearce's death and Buster Merryfield's arrival on Only Fools and Horses] Out of adversity grew something really positive. The arrival of Buster led John Sullivan into a new rich vein. Hide

[seeing a house like Toad Hall] It was wonderful and seemed to go on forever, and even had a lake, f Show more [seeing a house like Toad Hall] It was wonderful and seemed to go on forever, and even had a lake, fed by its own spring. It may not be Toad Hall, but I could imagine myself living here. Pretty much twice the value of the house I already owned. Just driving up to the house again made me realize how much I wanted it. Hide

Fame would operate to restrict my life. Fame would operate to restrict my life.

[the 24.3 million viewers who watched Time on our Hands, the original ending to Only Fools and Horse Show more [the 24.3 million viewers who watched Time on our Hands, the original ending to Only Fools and Horses where the Trotters became millionaires] A staggering number. It made me dizzy to think about it. You simply couldn't get it into your head how popular this show had grown to be. Hide

[Tuesday evenings] Isn't always the best night to drag in the big numbers. [Tuesday evenings] Isn't always the best night to drag in the big numbers.

[on a proper theatrical exit in a Shakespeare play] You go, you pause, you slightly come back, you g Show more [on a proper theatrical exit in a Shakespeare play] You go, you pause, you slightly come back, you go again. Play it right, and you could virtually guarantee a round of applause, no matter what had happened in your exit speech. Hide

No actor, to my knowledge, has ever been described as steady. No actor, to my knowledge, has ever been described as steady.

[the baker who did his 50th birthday cake] The man was an artist with the marzipan. [the baker who did his 50th birthday cake] The man was an artist with the marzipan.

[Bob Monkhouse] My old colleague. [Bob Monkhouse] My old colleague.

[the mountain behind his cottage] Wonderful view. [the mountain behind his cottage] Wonderful view.

[on needing stitches several times as a boy] I probably only needed to go one more time to qualify f Show more [on needing stitches several times as a boy] I probably only needed to go one more time to qualify for my own set of needles. Hide

[getting lost in Hong Kong] Happens from time to time. [getting lost in Hong Kong] Happens from time to time.

[Del Boy's fashion sense] A bit bright, a bit Jack the lad. [Del Boy's fashion sense] A bit bright, a bit Jack the lad.

Lofty ambitions aside, what I loved about acting was the chance it gave you to adapt. Lofty ambitions aside, what I loved about acting was the chance it gave you to adapt.

[on Do Not Adjust Your Set] Suddenly I was a budding star of children's television. It wasn't the ro Show more [on Do Not Adjust Your Set] Suddenly I was a budding star of children's television. It wasn't the route I'd imagined when I set out and I'm sure the same was true of Michael Palin, Terry Jones and Eric Idle. But none of us were complaining. Hide

If any actor tells you their idle contemplations haven't turned longingly, at some point or other, t Show more If any actor tells you their idle contemplations haven't turned longingly, at some point or other, to the prospect of a major American film deal, they're almost certainly fibbing. Hide

[when he was offered a knighthood] There had been no word of warning of this. It was totally out of Show more [when he was offered a knighthood] There had been no word of warning of this. It was totally out of the blue. Naturally, I assumed a wind-up and checked for evidence of the hand of the usual suspects. Hide

[the Trotters in Only Fools and Horses] A cross-generational trio. [the Trotters in Only Fools and Horses] A cross-generational trio.

One thing which I definitely had in my favor was determination. One thing which I definitely had in my favor was determination.

You have to have been in a film to be considered for a film. It's a catch-22 and equity all over aga Show more You have to have been in a film to be considered for a film. It's a catch-22 and equity all over again. So if you somehow do break through and get to make a film, you're off and running. That's how it works, isn't it? How far from the truth can you get? Hide

[on seeing someone roll a joint] It was a total novelty for me, and I have to admit, it rather fazed Show more [on seeing someone roll a joint] It was a total novelty for me, and I have to admit, it rather fazed me. Alcohol I could happily entertain the concept of, but the thought of illicit substances made me nervous. Hide

[Ronnie Barker's retirement] For all that it disappointed me that he stopped producing work, I respe Show more [Ronnie Barker's retirement] For all that it disappointed me that he stopped producing work, I respected him so much for it. It gave him 16 relaxed and contented years before his terribly sad death in 2005. Hide

[Only Fools and Horses] A series that definitely did work. [Only Fools and Horses] A series that definitely did work.

Today they push down barriers. Take the 'f' word. It's become commonplace. Stephen Fry - I'm a great Show more Today they push down barriers. Take the 'f' word. It's become commonplace. Stephen Fry - I'm a great fan and think he's clever - puts up a good argument for using all swearwords as a rich part of our language. But he couldn't persuade me. Language has implications and it's offensive if it's meant to denigrate something or someone. Only Fools had nothing unpleasant, really. I shouldn't be telling you this, but when Del Boy calls Rodney a dipstick, BBC executives thought it was OK because, 'He's so tall and thin, how terribly funny,' so it slipped past. Had they known the cockney rhyming slang they might have taken it out. Hide

Now, who's the bigger star, do you suppose: me or Jack Nicholson? Well, naturally, it's Jack Nichols Show more Now, who's the bigger star, do you suppose: me or Jack Nicholson? Well, naturally, it's Jack Nicholson. But he's such a big star that there's something slightly intimidating about him. People kept their distance. Whereas I'm Del, I'm Pop Larkin: I'm approachable. Which is lovely of course, and better than having people cross the road to avoid you, I'm sure. And better still than having people cross the road to your side in order to poke you in the eye with a burnt stick. And yet...well, sometimes you end up deciding it'll be more comfortable for everyone if you stay at home. Inevitably, it affects my life a little. There are things I can't do. I just have to accept that. Legoland, Thorpe Park...but people gather. Hide

[Catherine Zeta-Jones] She was extremely beautiful, and you knew the camera was going to love her. S Show more [Catherine Zeta-Jones] She was extremely beautiful, and you knew the camera was going to love her. She was also as lovely a person as she looked. Hide

[BBC Television Centre] The fabled donut building. I miss that building and was sad to see the BBC l Show more [BBC Television Centre] The fabled donut building. I miss that building and was sad to see the BBC leave it, although of course, life teaches us that nothing is permanent. Apart, obviously, from Noel Edmonds' hair. Hide

[auditioning for a musical] It was my duty to be up for absolutely anything at this crucial formativ Show more [auditioning for a musical] It was my duty to be up for absolutely anything at this crucial formative stage in my professional life. Hide

[Del Boy, his character from Only Fools and Horses] He had a Cockney accent you could have rolled up Show more [Del Boy, his character from Only Fools and Horses] He had a Cockney accent you could have rolled up and beaten someone over the head with. Hide

If it's a nice day, I might fly my helicopter. Which sounds a bit flash, I suppose: a bit 'TV's man Show more If it's a nice day, I might fly my helicopter. Which sounds a bit flash, I suppose: a bit 'TV's man of action', as the TV Times once had it - you might even say a bit 'celebrity lifestyle'. But there it is. Hide

Actors don't really retire: there isn't usually a formal moment. You don't give up the business, the Show more Actors don't really retire: there isn't usually a formal moment. You don't give up the business, the business tends to give you up. Hide

[on becoming a Sir] Completing the totally implausible journey from Lodge Lane to Buckingham Palace. Show more [on becoming a Sir] Completing the totally implausible journey from Lodge Lane to Buckingham Palace. I went down on one knee on the foot stool and the Queen stepped forward and touched me on both shoulders with the sword. I'll let you into a little secret here: she doesn't actually say 'Arise, Sir David'. The whole 'arise' thing turns out to be an urban myth and not a part of the ceremony. Shame, really. It's a good line. She should use it. However, afterwards, I stood and the Queen said, 'You've been in the business a long time'. I don't know why, but I found myself telling her I hoped I hadn't done anything to offend her at any point. She laughed and said that so far as she was aware, I hadn't. Hide

[cigarettes] Equally medicinal. [cigarettes] Equally medicinal.

You should never hold an artist back from realizing his vision. You should never hold an artist back from realizing his vision.

I turned up when I was told to turn up, I stood where I was told to stand and I said the words I was Show more I turned up when I was told to turn up, I stood where I was told to stand and I said the words I was told to say - the definition of film-acting. Hide

I like a practical project. I like a practical project.

[on people during World War II] Physical affection and displays of emotion were rare, and moments of Show more [on people during World War II] Physical affection and displays of emotion were rare, and moments of intimacy, too. That was how people were. Hide

I was a sucker for sitting down in front of Poirot, Inspector Morse, Inspector Wexford, Dalgliesh, P Show more I was a sucker for sitting down in front of Poirot, Inspector Morse, Inspector Wexford, Dalgliesh, Prime Suspect - any of those police procedural dramas. I loved all that - people like to unravel a mystery, don't they? That's what I like to do, when I'm watching - try and beat the detective to it. Hide

Black-tie showbusiness occasions don't make me very comfortable. It was a bit like going willingly t Show more Black-tie showbusiness occasions don't make me very comfortable. It was a bit like going willingly to your own execution. Hide

[The Darling Buds of May] I don't suppose any of us had even the faintest inkling at that stage of e Show more [The Darling Buds of May] I don't suppose any of us had even the faintest inkling at that stage of exactly how mind-bogglingly successful this project would be. I certainly didn't. Hide

[his character Granville from Open All Hours] Seemingly eternal shopboy. The shop had become the ful Show more [his character Granville from Open All Hours] Seemingly eternal shopboy. The shop had become the full extent of his world and he didn't have time for anything beyond it. Hide

[on telling his parents that he was going to drama school] They couldn't have been less enthusiastic Show more [on telling his parents that he was going to drama school] They couldn't have been less enthusiastic if I'd just proposed setting up a commercial newt-breeding operation in the bathroom. Hide

I had been one of those people who didn't quite have the courage or the know-how to take the future Show more I had been one of those people who didn't quite have the courage or the know-how to take the future into their own hands, but who were waiting for it to happen - waiting to be discovered. And waiting to be discovered wasn't necessarily going to work. You needed to find to make it happen, or you needed something, or someone, to give you a shove. Hide

[The Darling Buds of May] I didn't want it to be a studio production. If they did it on film, I knew Show more [The Darling Buds of May] I didn't want it to be a studio production. If they did it on film, I knew the series would at least look good and have some quality about it, even if nothing happened. Hide

[the Only Fools and Horses Christmas trilogy from 1996] For many people, the story's true conclusion Show more [the Only Fools and Horses Christmas trilogy from 1996] For many people, the story's true conclusion. The moment when the curtain came down. Everything about the narrative pointed to these being the last ever episodes. Hide

The message of (The) Darling Buds (of May) was the message of Only Fools (and Horses) too: that the Show more The message of (The) Darling Buds (of May) was the message of Only Fools (and Horses) too: that the most important thing is what happens at home and with the family. Hide

If the thing you most love about acting is the chance to inhabit other characters, and disappear int Show more If the thing you most love about acting is the chance to inhabit other characters, and disappear into them, how could you not love voicing animations? The secret, is to treat the drawing as you would treat any other character you might be asked to play. You don't think of yourself as adding a voice to a cartoon; you think of yourself as playing a character. Hide

[the second Only Fools and Horses trilogy from 2001-2003] A few critics felt we shouldn't have gone Show more [the second Only Fools and Horses trilogy from 2001-2003] A few critics felt we shouldn't have gone back to it - that the bow neatly tied in 1996 was now undone again. But people seemed to want it, the BBC definitely wanted it, and that weight of anticipation is very hard to resist. And John (Sullivan) was writing it, so all of us had no hesitation in saying yes. Hide

[Uncle Albert from Only Fools and Horses] Lovable. [Uncle Albert from Only Fools and Horses] Lovable.

My two favorite activities in the world: diving and flying. I am rarely happier than when deep in th Show more My two favorite activities in the world: diving and flying. I am rarely happier than when deep in the water or high in the sky. Psychiatrists: help yourself. Hide

Mr Nobodies with rich fantasy lives: are we beginning to detect a certain theme emerging in my profe Show more Mr Nobodies with rich fantasy lives: are we beginning to detect a certain theme emerging in my professional roles? Hide

Diving grew into one of my great passions. Diving grew into one of my great passions.

Ronnie (Barker) wasn't playing to win. He was playing simply towards the end of getting the laugh. H Show more Ronnie (Barker) wasn't playing to win. He was playing simply towards the end of getting the laugh. He knew where the laugh was - the winning shot at the end of the rally. Hide

[after the pilot episode of Only Fools and Horses went through a chaotic production] I think they mu Show more [after the pilot episode of Only Fools and Horses went through a chaotic production] I think they must be trying to sabotage us. Hide

John Sullivan's scripts were always very funny, and cast and crew got on well. You can't convince an Show more John Sullivan's scripts were always very funny, and cast and crew got on well. You can't convince an audience if you're not enjoying it yourself. Hide

[on Only Fools and Horses and Minder] A kind of rivalry between the two programs was easy to connect Show more [on Only Fools and Horses and Minder] A kind of rivalry between the two programs was easy to connect by the press. Minder was a show I loved to watch, so the rivalry didn't feel particularly hostile to me, but I guess it was a good story for the papers. Hide

[the RAF] I was in awe at what they do and their bravery at spirit. [the RAF] I was in awe at what they do and their bravery at spirit.

Whenever I'm out and about and I see a film unit at work, I still feel that glow of excitement I use Show more Whenever I'm out and about and I see a film unit at work, I still feel that glow of excitement I used to get, driving onto the set to work. Hide

[during location shoots on Only Fools and Horses and when the actors took a break in filming] We sat Show more [during location shoots on Only Fools and Horses and when the actors took a break in filming] We sat in the back of a cheap second-hand motor-home, with the sink and the stove stripped out, and in their stead, a battered sofa, a knackered chair and a rack for your clothes. The smell in the place was a heady mix of damp carpet, petrol fumes and the aroma of 10,000 previously smoked woodbine cigarettes. An underfunded housing project. The drivers of these motor-homes couldn't do anything because they were unionized and would have got into trouble if they did any work. Driving them was a job I could never have done. I would have been banging my head against the windscreen in frustration after about 40 minutes. Hide

In Dubai, the Sheikhs seemed to be going in for competitive airport building - fantastically constru Show more In Dubai, the Sheikhs seemed to be going in for competitive airport building - fantastically constructed, you wouldn't want your airport to be smaller than anyone else's, would you? Hide

John (Challis, one of his co-stars on Only Fools and Horses) was charming, well spoken, an actor of Show more John (Challis, one of his co-stars on Only Fools and Horses) was charming, well spoken, an actor of great weight, and an absolute gent to work with - another proper team player. Hide

[his 50th birthday party] It was a lovely, high-spirited evening, and the nicest of surprises. [his 50th birthday party] It was a lovely, high-spirited evening, and the nicest of surprises.

My grasp of music is not the best. My grasp of music is not the best.

[Del Boy coming back at 65 and what had become of everyone from Only Fools and Horses] I was up for Show more [Del Boy coming back at 65 and what had become of everyone from Only Fools and Horses] I was up for it. I thought anything was possible in (the show's writer and creator) John Sullivan's hands. Hide

etly spoken] That's often been a surprise to me, with comedy writers. You expect people who write fu Show more etly spoken] That's often been a surprise to me, with comedy writers. You expect people who write funny things to be loud and constantly saying things. Often it couldn't be further from the truth. Hide

[A Touch of Frost's popularity] The hunch had well and truly paid off. [A Touch of Frost's popularity] The hunch had well and truly paid off.

I loved being part of huge set pieces. It enabled me to give some rein to my film-actor fantasies. I Show more I loved being part of huge set pieces. It enabled me to give some rein to my film-actor fantasies. It was certainly very different from the slightly grab-it-and-run Only Fools and Horses shoots. Hide

[you can't be funny on an empty stomach] It's one of the great truths of comedy. [you can't be funny on an empty stomach] It's one of the great truths of comedy.

The trouble now is we have stand-up comedians who have forgotten about innuendo. In music-hall days, Show more The trouble now is we have stand-up comedians who have forgotten about innuendo. In music-hall days, and especially at the BBC, you were never allowed swearwords, so they came up with brilliant wheezes in Beyond Our Ken, The Goon Show and Round the Horne - 'Hello, I'm Jules and this is my friend Sandy'. Everyone knew what it was about and the audience filled in the gaps. Hide

Only Fools and Horses seemed to be about as popular as it was possible for a television show to get. Show more Only Fools and Horses seemed to be about as popular as it was possible for a television show to get. Perfick! Hide

[the ability to slip in and out of character] The sign of true comfort in a role. Some actors never Show more [the ability to slip in and out of character] The sign of true comfort in a role. Some actors never come out of character. Hide

I could perform a reliable pratfall. I could perform a reliable pratfall.

If I hadn't got a part in A Bit of a Do, I might not have ended up appearing in The Darling Buds of Show more If I hadn't got a part in A Bit of a Do, I might not have ended up appearing in The Darling Buds of May. And if I hadn't got a part in The Darling Buds of May, I might not have ever ended up appearing in A Touch of Frost. Hide

The most important thing for me is that I can sit back and watch it with my ten-year-old daughter, S Show more The most important thing for me is that I can sit back and watch it with my ten-year-old daughter, Sophie, without thinking, 'Whoops, why did they say that? Oh blimey' - and then unable get to the 'off ' knob fast enough. I try to protect what she sees on television, but you can't. Take the adverts: I was watching SpongeBob, a favourite cartoon of ours, but suddenly a scent advert came on with this girl stripping off as she walks towards the camera. It's done for mums but they forget a lot of girls are watching these powerful images. There wasn't much on telly the other night so with Sophie and her friend we watched Laurel and Hardy, made in the 1930s, and these kids laughed like drains. That's humour - doing what funny people have done since comedy began without being edgy and pushing boundaries. Hide

[while wearing slippers with leather soles] You don't walk downstairs so much as ski down them. [while wearing slippers with leather soles] You don't walk downstairs so much as ski down them.

It wasn't about Ronnie (Barker) being the big star, the needy comedian, having to get the laughs. It Show more It wasn't about Ronnie (Barker) being the big star, the needy comedian, having to get the laughs. It was about what Ronnie, as an actor, thought worked best for the piece. That was his fundamental philosophy. He saw the bigger picture at all times. Hide

[on The Darling Buds of May] The idyll it depicted spoke very directly to people - and to people of Show more [on The Darling Buds of May] The idyll it depicted spoke very directly to people - and to people of all ages. It was a kind of television show that was already falling out of favor and which has continued to decline - a program that families watched together. And what they saw was this wonderful loving family, with kids they adored, sitting round at Sunday dinners, piling into the back of a truck and singing...people watched it and thought, "wouldn't we all love a little bit of that, if it were possible?" Hide

Why Ronnie (Barker) left ITV for the BBC, only those in the know would know, and as I wasn't in the Show more Why Ronnie (Barker) left ITV for the BBC, only those in the know would know, and as I wasn't in the know, you know, I wouldn't know. You know? Hide

[the 70s] These were years when I felt like I was learning all the time. The industry was certainly Show more [the 70s] These were years when I felt like I was learning all the time. The industry was certainly more patient in those days than it seems to be now - but even then, patience had its limits. The most important thing was not to think too hard about the longer term, but just to enjoy the work when it came up, and for as long as it continued to do so. The journey, not the arrival, as they say. They do say that, don't they? Ah, well. If they don't, they do now. Hide

[when Buster Merryfield joined Only Fools and Horses] Happy years to come. [when Buster Merryfield joined Only Fools and Horses] Happy years to come.

[Lennard Pearce on Only Fools and Horses] Nick (Lyndhurst) and I used to tease him, saying he was a Show more [Lennard Pearce on Only Fools and Horses] Nick (Lyndhurst) and I used to tease him, saying he was a lazy sod and that we were basically a 20-minute warm-up act for his one killer gag. Lennard would just say, 'I'm old - I'm allowed." Hide

[Lynda Bellingham] Great and lovely. [Lynda Bellingham] Great and lovely.

[paying full price for a house like Toad Hall after losing a coin toss] So much for my standing as a Show more [paying full price for a house like Toad Hall after losing a coin toss] So much for my standing as a wheeler-dealer. Hide

[the Wind in the Willows] Classic. Very successful. What a cast Brian (Cosgrove) had managed to asse Show more [the Wind in the Willows] Classic. Very successful. What a cast Brian (Cosgrove) had managed to assemble. Hide

[as a 7-year old] I've been going to the house of God all these weeks, and every time I go He's neve Show more [as a 7-year old] I've been going to the house of God all these weeks, and every time I go He's never at home. Hide

You can fight age hard, but unfortunately age hasn't lost a battle yet. You can fight age hard, but unfortunately age hasn't lost a battle yet.

[being a team player] What you need to be in a touring production, unless the whole thing is going t Show more [being a team player] What you need to be in a touring production, unless the whole thing is going to implode horribly. Hide

Nick (Lyndhurst) and I recognized in each other a kindred urge to mess about, whenever possible. Nick (Lyndhurst) and I recognized in each other a kindred urge to mess about, whenever possible.

[Detective Inspector Jack Frost] He bowed out pretty spectacularly. [Detective Inspector Jack Frost] He bowed out pretty spectacularly.

[being knighted] Awards don't get any bigger than this. [being knighted] Awards don't get any bigger than this.

[The Darling Buds of May] Even more happy days. [The Darling Buds of May] Even more happy days.

[A Touch of Frost] One of the country's favorite drama serials. We had come on a bit of a journey. I Show more [A Touch of Frost] One of the country's favorite drama serials. We had come on a bit of a journey. It was nice to reach this point on the road. Hide

[A Touch of Frost] As a man who passed from his fifties deep into his sixties during the course of t Show more [A Touch of Frost] As a man who passed from his fifties deep into his sixties during the course of this show, I wasn't likely to be knocking my pipe out until four in the morning, was I? I figured it was better to put my head in a paint pot for a couple of hours and wind down that way. Hide

[creating the character of Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses] I was doing my best to think comedy-dra Show more [creating the character of Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses] I was doing my best to think comedy-drama, not sitcom. Hide

[after the Daily Mirror compared him to Buster Keaton] As comparisons go...well, I was ready to acce Show more [after the Daily Mirror compared him to Buster Keaton] As comparisons go...well, I was ready to accept that one. Hide

[Maureen Lipman, Hattie Jacques and Roy Kinnear] Distinguished company. [Maureen Lipman, Hattie Jacques and Roy Kinnear] Distinguished company.

A wonderful feeling, being part of the creative process. A wonderful feeling, being part of the creative process.

I have always been very driven and determined to fill the hours. I have always been very driven and determined to fill the hours.

[Del Boy's sweaters and shirts that he kept] I can't throw them away. It would feel wrong. [Del Boy's sweaters and shirts that he kept] I can't throw them away. It would feel wrong.

I get recognized and it can get a little out of hand. I get recognized and it can get a little out of hand.

[BBC coffee] Famously filthy. [BBC coffee] Famously filthy.

[best actor at the BAFTAs] Even to be shortlisted in that category was an honor. [best actor at the BAFTAs] Even to be shortlisted in that category was an honor.

[his first impression of Nicholas Lyndhurst] Shiny-faced. [his first impression of Nicholas Lyndhurst] Shiny-faced.

Once, there had been a time when I could work to the exclusion of everything else. Oh, I could immer Show more Once, there had been a time when I could work to the exclusion of everything else. Oh, I could immerse myself in work the way I could immerse myself while diving. I could let it fill my ears and sink right down into it until I was entirely absorbed by it, and until it was the only thing that was going on and the only thing that mattered. Hide

[nerves evaporate] They will when an audience is immediately responsive. [nerves evaporate] They will when an audience is immediately responsive.

[the perfect wedding] A way that wouldn't create stress and fuss. [the perfect wedding] A way that wouldn't create stress and fuss.

[when he announced his second wedding at a party to celebrate his knighthood] The place erupted with Show more [when he announced his second wedding at a party to celebrate his knighthood] The place erupted with cheering and thumping on the tables. Hide

[playing Batman in Only Fools and Horses] The dream role, satisfying the burning aspiration to play Show more [playing Batman in Only Fools and Horses] The dream role, satisfying the burning aspiration to play a superhero which had been planted in me by the Dan Dare comic strips of my childhood. Hide

[on the late 1950s] A period I remember with great affection. My life seemed to be coming together i Show more [on the late 1950s] A period I remember with great affection. My life seemed to be coming together in this period, or settling into a rhythm. Hide

I was used to directors helping an actor to draw the nuance out of a character, as tended to happen Show more I was used to directors helping an actor to draw the nuance out of a character, as tended to happen in the theatre. In television, you were supposed to know that already. Hide

Lots of actors wait tables while 'resting' between jobs. Not me. I did electrics while 'resting', an Show more Lots of actors wait tables while 'resting' between jobs. Not me. I did electrics while 'resting', and waited tables while I was working. Hide

Comments about my height were water off a not very tall duck's back. Comments about my height were water off a not very tall duck's back.

Many of the world's leading film stars are shorties, mentioning no Tom Cruises. Many of the world's leading film stars are shorties, mentioning no Tom Cruises.

[Buster Merryfield] Much like me for a while, he had combined a day job with amateur dramatics and h Show more [Buster Merryfield] Much like me for a while, he had combined a day job with amateur dramatics and he became a bit of a leading light in his local group. He always lusted after turning professional and (again, like me) he had picked up a couple of bits and pieces by responding to ads. He didn't have an agent, or anything sophisticated like that. He just had his enthusiasm. Hide

[encephalitis] I had no idea what that was, or even how to pronounce it. [encephalitis] I had no idea what that was, or even how to pronounce it.

[scantily clad] Popular phrase. [scantily clad] Popular phrase.

[he and Bob Monkhouse at the Royal Variety Performance in 1986] That night I'm sure we both felt lik Show more [he and Bob Monkhouse at the Royal Variety Performance in 1986] That night I'm sure we both felt like we were a long way from Weston-Super-Mare. Hide

[The Darling Buds of May] The set constantly hummed with the smell of frying bacon and the crew woul Show more [The Darling Buds of May] The set constantly hummed with the smell of frying bacon and the crew would be walking around with drool hanging out of their mouths. Hide

[on hang gliding] It was a wonderful way to relax and get away from the job. The cheapest way to get Show more [on hang gliding] It was a wonderful way to relax and get away from the job. The cheapest way to get into the air, and the cheapest kind of aircraft money could buy. Hide

[John Sullivan's writing on Only Fools and Horses and elsewhere] Classic. [John Sullivan's writing on Only Fools and Horses and elsewhere] Classic.

[Open All Hours] The chance to play opposite Ronnie (Barker) in an entire series was a dream outcome Show more [Open All Hours] The chance to play opposite Ronnie (Barker) in an entire series was a dream outcome. Hide

[Ronnie Barker] He was constantly playing with words and was very quick at composing verses. [Ronnie Barker] He was constantly playing with words and was very quick at composing verses.

[gaining more and more control over his career] The form had always been: 'we're going to produce x, Show more [gaining more and more control over his career] The form had always been: 'we're going to produce x, would you like to play y? To find myself in the position where someone was asking me what I wanted to do - effectively sitting opposite me with a blank sheet of paper in front of them and an expectant expression...well, this was a shock and it was a pretty stunning indication to me of the giddy heights to which I had somehow ascended. Hide

Life is notoriously short. Life is notoriously short.

[after Barry Gibb's cameo in an episode of Only Fools and Horses set in Miami] Barry was wonderfully Show more [after Barry Gibb's cameo in an episode of Only Fools and Horses set in Miami] Barry was wonderfully self-effacing. His house was a palace. Hide

[the cast of The Darling Buds of May] One big happy family. [the cast of The Darling Buds of May] One big happy family.

[Detective Inspector Jack Frost] I would have happily played him forever. [Detective Inspector Jack Frost] I would have happily played him forever.

[Del Boy] He only appeared to have won things which it subsequently turned out he had lost. But he w Show more [Del Boy] He only appeared to have won things which it subsequently turned out he had lost. But he was a winner by mentality. Hide

[industrial action] Very 1970s. [industrial action] Very 1970s.

Be careful with a Flymo on a slope. Be careful with a Flymo on a slope.

[waiting for the next acting job] Like Mr Micawber, I was hoping for something to turn up. [waiting for the next acting job] Like Mr Micawber, I was hoping for something to turn up.

I was to get most of my growing done by about the age of fourteen when I reached five foot six and m Show more I was to get most of my growing done by about the age of fourteen when I reached five foot six and my body decided that it had had enough of lengthening and left it at that. Hide

I have never been a naturally assertive or confrontational person. But I knew what I wanted and I ma Show more I have never been a naturally assertive or confrontational person. But I knew what I wanted and I made sure I stood firm and got it. Hide

With helicopters, you work your way up gradually: a little solo trip around a field at first, and th Show more With helicopters, you work your way up gradually: a little solo trip around a field at first, and then, as part of your exam, a solo cross-country flight to designated points. The first time I attempted that, I managed to get lost and I had to land in a field to ask a farmer for directions. Poor bloke. He was surprised enough to see a helicopter come down on his land and even more surprised to see Del Boy get out of it. I failed the exam, needless to say, and by next week the story of the bozo who got lost on his cross-country test was all around the airfield. Still, I passed eventually, and with the need I now had to get to meetings and locations up and down the country, I managed to rationalize buying my own little machine - a four-seater Robinson 44, my mechanical pride and joy. Hide

[on Bob Monkhouse] I was very impressed by his professionalism, his knowledge of comedy, which was v Show more [on Bob Monkhouse] I was very impressed by his professionalism, his knowledge of comedy, which was vast. Bob's house was even more vast than his knowledge of comedy. He had a deep respect for the physical comedy of the silent stars. With regard to comedy, he was a student as much as anything else, and a collector of it. Hide

[Noel Edmonds' hair] Enduring abundance. [Noel Edmonds' hair] Enduring abundance.

[having a stuntman] Where's the fun in that? I was happier being given the chance to channel my inne Show more [having a stuntman] Where's the fun in that? I was happier being given the chance to channel my inner Buster Keaton. Hide

[Detective Inspector Jack Frost] A detective to whom sergeants got seconded, to learn the trade. The Show more [Detective Inspector Jack Frost] A detective to whom sergeants got seconded, to learn the trade. There were a couple of regulars, but new assistants kept A Touch of Frost fresh, gave Frost new characters to bounce off and challenge his slightly set view of the world. Hide

[on amateur theatre] This was where I cut my teeth - the first stages of my acting journey. [on amateur theatre] This was where I cut my teeth - the first stages of my acting journey.

(A Touch of) Frost was also the show on which I started doing rocket launches - to great acclaim, I Show more (A Touch of) Frost was also the show on which I started doing rocket launches - to great acclaim, I must say. Well, sometimes. Hide

There's a motto we Dive Masters know well: 'Stop. Breathe. Think. Act'. I had that thoroughly drille Show more There's a motto we Dive Masters know well: 'Stop. Breathe. Think. Act'. I had that thoroughly drilled into me. Hide

[his first impression of John Sullivan, the writer and creator of Only Fools and Horses] He was very Show more [his first impression of John Sullivan, the writer and creator of Only Fools and Horses] He was very quiet. Hide

[moving in with a partner] All my life I had always resisted any such thing. Indeed, traditionally t Show more [moving in with a partner] All my life I had always resisted any such thing. Indeed, traditionally this was the point in any relationship at which I had always run a mile, causing no little distress along the way. But now I didn't run away. I felt ready. Hide