Vic Noto filmography

Most people are more interested in the delivery, than the message. Most people are more interested in the delivery, than the message.

Employees who summon a "Supervisor" to help a customer,are essentially MORONS who will STAY that way Show more Employees who summon a "Supervisor" to help a customer,are essentially MORONS who will STAY that way in ALL facets of their Miserable "Lives". Hide

Unions are as ruthless and exploitative as the management they oppose! Unions are as ruthless and exploitative as the management they oppose!

These days the SHEEP with their APATHY have allowed themselves to be subject to showing a "Photo ID" Show more These days the SHEEP with their APATHY have allowed themselves to be subject to showing a "Photo ID" every time they take a Piss. Essentially,one has to PROVE who they are and usually to some Douche Bag who hasn't got the legal right FOR that "demand". Hide

Advertisers don't advertise merchandise...only the illusion of self esteem. Advertisers don't advertise merchandise...only the illusion of self esteem.

It's very unlikely for one to become Wealthy without the use of Fraudulent and/or Forcible means in Show more It's very unlikely for one to become Wealthy without the use of Fraudulent and/or Forcible means in SOME capacity, unless that Wealth should be attained by either Genuine Lucky Winnings,Inheritance,or perhaps by Gift.The way it stacks up is:If this were a TRULY "Live and let live" world,there would be FEW millionaires. Hide

People who are MOVING to another home and "get RID of their PETS", are self-Centered SCUM.as far as Show more People who are MOVING to another home and "get RID of their PETS", are self-Centered SCUM.as far as I'm concerned! Hide

Your best friend is GOD,he has NO Angle. Your best friend is GOD,he has NO Angle.

Most people don't want to be OUTSIDE any longer. They would prefer to sit on their asses inside, wat Show more Most people don't want to be OUTSIDE any longer. They would prefer to sit on their asses inside, watching/using some facsimile of a Moronic electronic device.And when they do go outside they bring those idiotic devices with them like it's heart medicine while they walk their dogs,go to the beach or park etc.So they're really NEVER outside. Essentially they are allowing life to pass them by. For all intents and purposes they have created a sort of Self-imposed PENAL COLONY.In the future the Courts will save Millions on prison sentences. Hide

I'd rather SIT in an Electric chair,than LIVE in mediocrity. I'd rather SIT in an Electric chair,than LIVE in mediocrity.

It's a lopsided Business world these days.In figurative terms, It appears that in Most cases,the Wat Show more It's a lopsided Business world these days.In figurative terms, It appears that in Most cases,the Watch BATTERY is worth More than the Watch ITSELF. Hide

"Thank You for your service" Just another of societies "Catch Phrases" that the ones who utter it,ha Show more "Thank You for your service" Just another of societies "Catch Phrases" that the ones who utter it,have NO conception of what it really means. It stands to reason that the Veterans Identification Card, a LEGAL Government issued picture ID Document, is NOT acknowledged. Several past U.S. Presidents have stated it to be:"The most important Identification one could carry". However you couldn't cash a $2.00 check with it at a bank you've been a customer at for 30 years,or flourish with it anywhere else. Hide

There are still SOME people leftover from the 60's "Hippie-Era" who retain their Idealism. Most were Show more There are still SOME people leftover from the 60's "Hippie-Era" who retain their Idealism. Most were hypocrites to begin with and were Sheep involved in what the Contemporary culture was all about and they followed it. Many of them are NOW running corporations that dump chemicals into the ground and/or companies that manufacture War materials and Banks that throw people into the Gutter! Or WORSE,simply Apathetic which is a real WEAPON. Hide

The great Movie Tough-Guys who are ACTUALLY Men I count Lee Marvin,William Smith,Robert Mitchum,Nevi Show more The great Movie Tough-Guys who are ACTUALLY Men I count Lee Marvin,William Smith,Robert Mitchum,Neville Brand,Charles McGraw,plus many others. And the unforgettable Tough-guy:LEO GORDON who once said:"Thank God for typecasting". Unfortunately he was right. Hide

Rebels are born...sheep CRAWL out of the womb. Rebels are born...sheep CRAWL out of the womb.

It would be a World at PEACE,and of Sound economics,if ALL Breathing beings didn't require FOOD to s Show more It would be a World at PEACE,and of Sound economics,if ALL Breathing beings didn't require FOOD to survive. Hide

High ego is nothing but low self-esteem. High ego is nothing but low self-esteem.

All psychiatrists need a shrink. All psychiatrists need a shrink.

"New and improved...Clinically Proven...The Biggest/Best" etc. ALL Bullshit advertising that the SHE Show more "New and improved...Clinically Proven...The Biggest/Best" etc. ALL Bullshit advertising that the SHEEP buy into. Hide

It's a VIOLENT life all the way through. 2 seconds after you're born, some over-paid "Know it All" d Show more It's a VIOLENT life all the way through. 2 seconds after you're born, some over-paid "Know it All" doctor slaps you silly on your ass. In between, it doesn't stop, and in the end, some Under-Paid slob throws dirt on you. Hide

Being "Free" has NOTHING to do with ones actions or inactions. "Ooh I'm FREE because I ride a Motorc Show more Being "Free" has NOTHING to do with ones actions or inactions. "Ooh I'm FREE because I ride a Motorcycle,I'm a Nudist,I Sky-Dive,Scuba Dive etc." It pertains to the location of ones CRANIUM and that's it. Hide

MY definition of being "Cynical" is being REALISTIC. MY definition of being "Cynical" is being REALISTIC.

"Show me a Lawyer who Isn't Arrogant...And I'll show you a Buffalo who can use a Pay-Toilet". "Show me a Lawyer who Isn't Arrogant...And I'll show you a Buffalo who can use a Pay-Toilet".

What makes for a "Character Actor" or just a plain interesting person,is their VOICE. Ones Vocals is Show more What makes for a "Character Actor" or just a plain interesting person,is their VOICE. Ones Vocals is exemplified by their Soul and/or experiences in LIFE, these Voices will NEVER be Born or developed again. Most people today have VERY Adolescent/Boring vocals that will NEVER be brought into Texture, due to an EXTREMELY Easy Non-Conflict Cushy Life ! Hide

Those who are "Politically Correct" choose that path to "Fit-In" and to maybe keep their Asses from Show more Those who are "Politically Correct" choose that path to "Fit-In" and to maybe keep their Asses from being SUED ! Hide

"People act with "character" only when compelled to". "People act with "character" only when compelled to".

Some guy who murdered 6 people got 373 years and a DAY....man that Judge really Socked it to him wit Show more Some guy who murdered 6 people got 373 years and a DAY....man that Judge really Socked it to him with that Extra DAY! Hide

Sometimes there's a Difference between a TOUGH-Guy and a Tough-GUY. The latter is more important for Show more Sometimes there's a Difference between a TOUGH-Guy and a Tough-GUY. The latter is more important for Brass Tacks survival. Hide

There's no such thing as a business transaction, nor does charity exist... Whenever there's an excha Show more There's no such thing as a business transaction, nor does charity exist... Whenever there's an exchange of money it's called a racket. Hide

Peoples BRAINS are located in their fingertips. If they lost the use of them,their lives would be OV Show more Peoples BRAINS are located in their fingertips. If they lost the use of them,their lives would be OVER. What these idiot parents are doing to their kids is creating a Helpless "Society" of sheer dependence on machines.Kids should be Outside playing and inventing games etc. One day wombs will be obsolete and children will be born from a computer.Most parents these days are GUILTY of this Form of Child Abuse,by purposely inhibiting their kids Brains. Sooner or later Brains WILL be needed when machines break down. Essentially Brains are like a muscle, if not used,they degenerate. Hide

GOD Only "Works in mysterious ways," after he knocks on your door several times and you don't answer Show more GOD Only "Works in mysterious ways," after he knocks on your door several times and you don't answer. Hide

100% of ones Stress derives from other People and NOTHING else. 100% of ones Stress derives from other People and NOTHING else.

Despite the ERRONEOUS advertisements... BALD MILLIONAIRES are living proof that there's NO cure for Show more Despite the ERRONEOUS advertisements... BALD MILLIONAIRES are living proof that there's NO cure for Baldness. Hide

"Modern technology is De-evolving people back to a Chimp Like state... Zager and Evans were right,ho Show more "Modern technology is De-evolving people back to a Chimp Like state... Zager and Evans were right,however the year 2525 is Already upon us". Hide

Cops, from their own pockets, should be required to carry "brutality insurance", just like doctors' Show more Cops, from their own pockets, should be required to carry "brutality insurance", just like doctors' malpractice and motorists' insurance, with premiums going up upon each civil court loss... The tax payers will get a break both ways! Hide

"Reality Television" is Baloney. The only ACTUAL Reality Television would be a surveillance camera s Show more "Reality Television" is Baloney. The only ACTUAL Reality Television would be a surveillance camera set up in a 24 Hour GHETTO Convenience Store at 4:30 in the morning while several MILLIONAIRES walk in amongst a few locals walking in behind them. Hide

What we need and what we want are 2 different things. Only GOD makes that decision. What we need and what we want are 2 different things. Only GOD makes that decision.

If there were WORLD PEACE,it would probably start a WAR. If there were WORLD PEACE,it would probably start a WAR.

The World is full of idiots,who talk on the telephone and/or bury their SHEEP brains into some Child Show more The World is full of idiots,who talk on the telephone and/or bury their SHEEP brains into some Childish Electronic device,while doing Something else. Did they ever actually SEE themselves and how Stupid they look? Hide

When playing CHESS,I play defensively,as if I were walking down a dark street at night in a bad neig Show more When playing CHESS,I play defensively,as if I were walking down a dark street at night in a bad neighborhood. Most "Players" don't PLAY chess,all they want to do is WIN Chess,they have NO love of the game and if it were possible to win in ONE move,they'd do it EVERY TIME.These "Chess Players" learn from other sources other than playing. It's a formula for them,quite frankly they're actually MORONS. who play for EGO. Hide

The "Justice System" is for Profit Only. Violently Brutalize another breathing being,and one could c Show more The "Justice System" is for Profit Only. Violently Brutalize another breathing being,and one could conceivably receive probation or perhaps some minimal incarceration sentence. Pass a Counterfeit 20 Dollar bill,and they'll put you so far behind bars.....they'll have to mail DAYLIGHT to you. Hide

Everyone is depressed for 15 Minutes. Everyone is depressed for 15 Minutes.

I prefer animals to people, who are the REAL animals! I prefer animals to people, who are the REAL animals!

"Anyone who has the mental ability to say they're "Crazy" is Normal,OR the Mental ability to claim t Show more "Anyone who has the mental ability to say they're "Crazy" is Normal,OR the Mental ability to claim they're 'Normal" is Crazy. . Hide

Advertised products have 2 approaches. One way is to scare the HELL out of you.."You'd better take t Show more Advertised products have 2 approaches. One way is to scare the HELL out of you.."You'd better take this or buy that,or you'll drop dead", "If you don't buy This for your car,it'll break down" etc. The other approach is,they act like your "Friend"...AND..Everything is "Free". In the meantime,all they do is sell you self-esteem and NOT any product.When I was a kid,I would criticize TV Commercials,especially the Dish washing soap,they Never mentioned that their detergent actually cleaned dishes,but that the lady's hands would still be soft. Hide

The word "Free" should be omitted from usage and STRICKEN from published dictionaries.Advertisers th Show more The word "Free" should be omitted from usage and STRICKEN from published dictionaries.Advertisers these days use the term a little to freely. They seem to be giving away things that really are "Free". Hide

It's DISTURBING that People celebrate National "Holidays" and are NOT aware that ALL of them are con Show more It's DISTURBING that People celebrate National "Holidays" and are NOT aware that ALL of them are connected to DEATH. Especially "Memorial" day which should have it's OWN day set aside from all the other MORONIC activities. I always get some IDIOT who asks:"Did You have a good Memorial day"? I answer: How is it POSSIBLE to have a "Good" War dead remembrance day??? Hide

ALL your life,you're being Graded,Judged, and Assessed by OTHER Breathers of Oxygen.These people are Show more ALL your life,you're being Graded,Judged, and Assessed by OTHER Breathers of Oxygen.These people are LOSERS and the entire concept as far as I'm concerned is just MORE societal nonsense to exercise control one way or the other! Hide

Every HORSE has a right to Kick some human in the head, during their lifetime. Every HORSE has a right to Kick some human in the head, during their lifetime.

Politicians sole purpose is to create peasants,.and while IN that process,they're LIARS,VIOLENT.GREE Show more Politicians sole purpose is to create peasants,.and while IN that process,they're LIARS,VIOLENT.GREEDY, occasional SEXUAL DEVIATES and essentially REPREHENSIBLE Scumbags who would KILL to be in "Public Service" so they can practice those Major flaws.Apparently society's SHEEP Beg to put them in office based on the premise of being CRETINS and the need to be Submissive. Hide

Jewelry serves NO purpose in life. People spend MILLIONS of dollars on it,and it doesn't cure anythi Show more Jewelry serves NO purpose in life. People spend MILLIONS of dollars on it,and it doesn't cure anything,you can't live in it,eat it,talk to it,drive it etc.. One can stare at it and parade it around to other Morons with the SAME loser superficiality Low Self-esteem. Hide

The Court System is SO Corrupt,it contradicts" open to the public",by the Judge,The Prosecutor and D Show more The Court System is SO Corrupt,it contradicts" open to the public",by the Judge,The Prosecutor and Defense Attorney all getting together in the Judges chambers to play:"Let's make a deal".By the time they're finished,the Judge can now pay CASH to renew his Country Club dues,the Three of them have ABSOLUTELY No Business being together out of the public eye !!!!! Hide

Be Heedful of those who make the Most noise. And Especially Heedful of those who make the LEAST nois Show more Be Heedful of those who make the Most noise. And Especially Heedful of those who make the LEAST noise.. Hide

The 2 most contagious diseases are...greed and low self esteem. The 2 most contagious diseases are...greed and low self esteem.

"Weapons were created by and FOR cowards". "Weapons were created by and FOR cowards".

There are 3 Kinds of people in this World. !-The Vicious,Lying.Bullying,Hypocritical SCUM. 2-The Dis Show more There are 3 Kinds of people in this World. !-The Vicious,Lying.Bullying,Hypocritical SCUM. 2-The Disturbed SHEEP who BEG to be submissive TO them. And then there's ME,and maybe a few others SOMEWHERE. Hide

The EASIEST place to get away with committing a "Crime" would be ACROSS the street from ANY given Po Show more The EASIEST place to get away with committing a "Crime" would be ACROSS the street from ANY given Police Precinct. Hide

I don't have "Opinions",only OBSERVATIONS. I don't have "Opinions",only OBSERVATIONS.

The irresponsible In DEBT Idiots should take a lesson from the Squirrels.Toss 2 peanuts at a squirre Show more The irresponsible In DEBT Idiots should take a lesson from the Squirrels.Toss 2 peanuts at a squirrel,he usually puts one in The BANK and one in the BELLY,sometimes 2 in the Bank. MORON Humans usually put 2 in the belly. Hide

A real MISANTHROPE Alone and stranded on an island starving, emaciated and about to be rescued, woul Show more A real MISANTHROPE Alone and stranded on an island starving, emaciated and about to be rescued, would ask the landing party: "Well,what the Hell do YOU want". Hide

The way in which people drive their cars IS their personality in their regular lives. Most people su Show more The way in which people drive their cars IS their personality in their regular lives. Most people subscribe to the "Me,Myself and I" self entitlement behavior. They only show "Courtesy" when face to face,but of course it's only an act. It's okay to take care of number one,however they haven't yet figured out how to accomplish that WITHOUT stepping on number two's feet. Hide

I think I was BORN in a "Mid-Life Crisis". I think I was BORN in a "Mid-Life Crisis".

We used to carry a Rubber in our wallets. When I handed in my draft card at the Military Induction d Show more We used to carry a Rubber in our wallets. When I handed in my draft card at the Military Induction depot, I handed them my Rubber and said: "They both serve the same purpose". They didn't dig it. Hide

To define a CONFORMIST is to say that someone is:Anti-Anti. To define a CONFORMIST is to say that someone is:Anti-Anti.

Cops in NY working "undercover" wear NYPD Ballcaps,Sweatshirts etc. Criminals in NY committing "Crim Show more Cops in NY working "undercover" wear NYPD Ballcaps,Sweatshirts etc. Criminals in NY committing "Crimes" wear NYPD Ballcaps,Sweatshirts etc. Hide

The ABSURD Television Commercial where a team of "H.G.Wells" Jokers goes around with a scanner steal Show more The ABSURD Television Commercial where a team of "H.G.Wells" Jokers goes around with a scanner stealing your credit card information from your Purse or Buttocks, which is an IMPOSSIBLE if not a very unlikely task,trying to sell you some ridiculous preventing device you stash in your wallet. To order this,they ask for the very SAME credit card information they typify being stolen from you in that cartoon of a commercial??? Hide

The word "Respect" is superseded by the word FEAR! The word "Respect" is superseded by the word FEAR!

First name:"The" Last name: "Computer". The Sheep BEG for this kind of control,so it's no shock that Show more First name:"The" Last name: "Computer". The Sheep BEG for this kind of control,so it's no shock that they Continually get ripped off at Supermarkets,Banks,Subway booths etc etc etc. They do NOT question what "The" spits out. ROD SERLING was trying to Warn society many years ago in his Metaphorical episodes of "The Twilight Zone". Hide

Most people have an angle...and it's usually not straight! Most people have an angle...and it's usually not straight!

Anyone who doesn't have contempt for authority IS contemptible. Anyone who doesn't have contempt for authority IS contemptible.

War is a Store.The "Proprietors" OF the store, are cowards who send in others to bring in the profit Show more War is a Store.The "Proprietors" OF the store, are cowards who send in others to bring in the profits for THEMSELVES. Hide

"Laws" are created to separate one from ones Wallet. Cops INTERPRET The "Law" rather than ENFORCE it Show more "Laws" are created to separate one from ones Wallet. Cops INTERPRET The "Law" rather than ENFORCE it. As far as I'm concerned,the ONLY "Laws" that should even exist,are ONLY the ones that pertain to the infringement of any Breathing beings rights. Hide

I don't know why I scare most people without uttering one word. I think their perception OF me,is th Show more I don't know why I scare most people without uttering one word. I think their perception OF me,is that I appear to be maybe a Pin-less grenade or something?The way it stacks up quite simply,is that in the 20's through the 50's,guys like me were a dime a dozen,I would have fit in just fine in those eras. Hide

"Raising" Money does NOT "Cure" ANYTHING. "Raising" Money does NOT "Cure" ANYTHING.

I feed the Squirrels and Birds on a daily basis.And there's always some Loser in life Busybody who s Show more I feed the Squirrels and Birds on a daily basis.And there's always some Loser in life Busybody who says:"that's against the law". I say:Find one,steal for one,order one from a catalogue,bop some guy over the head for one,but GET a life! Hide

Anything one has Rightfully coming to them from this World....they have to DRAG out of it! Anything one has Rightfully coming to them from this World....they have to DRAG out of it!

There were some days when I was a kid,living above a WOOLWORTHS "Five and Dime" Store that were pret Show more There were some days when I was a kid,living above a WOOLWORTHS "Five and Dime" Store that were pretty rough,once in awhile eating MAYONNAISE sandwiches for supper and almost always wearing BOB HOPE clothes...Bob threw it out,YOU Hope it fits. Hide

Americas Most popular drug is coffee... and any 4 year old kid with money can Buy it.... LEGALLY ? ? Show more Americas Most popular drug is coffee... and any 4 year old kid with money can Buy it.... LEGALLY ? ? ? Hide